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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 9, 2019 at 5:50 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Uhhhh. We've seen your dog and pity the fool that tries to steal anything from your house. You'll have to do better.
     
  2. Dec 9, 2019 at 5:51 AM
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    God I hope not!!!!
    I've seen some crazy stuff being walked down this street!:rofl:
     
  3. Dec 9, 2019 at 5:52 AM
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    Good morning Doc! :wave::wave:
     
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  4. Dec 9, 2019 at 5:55 AM
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    :rofl:Dang it, I was gonna try to use that as my story, and I was gonna stick to it too!:rofl:
     
  5. Dec 9, 2019 at 5:56 AM
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    Magic portals!!!! I love it!!!!!
     
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  6. Dec 9, 2019 at 5:57 AM
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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Agreed. Need a lottery win so we can retire
     
  7. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:00 AM
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    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    I don’t watch movies until they come out on Blueray/digital, but I have really only seen the recent Marvel or kids movies. My wife and I have very different tastes, and I usually give up the tv to her and the kids and read books.
     
  8. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:02 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet

    We need a B for everyday of the week from now.....
     
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  9. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:02 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The 956, TEXAS
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    B CRÜE ( • )( • )
     
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  10. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:08 AM
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    He’s making himself home Kyle!
     
  11. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:09 AM
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    I’ll take it! :humble:
     
  12. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:11 AM
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    I had that coyote the other morning! Not as bad as a tweaker! :rofl:
     
  13. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:12 AM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Mornin' all.

    Called in sick to work today. Slept like total crap last night and just feeling shitty overall. I only take a sick day a few times a year but I feel like a slacker anyways. Oh well. Better to rest up than be running 10 ton overhead cranes, grinders and handling heavy steel while not fully alert.
     
  14. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:12 AM
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    And how!! I really don’t need much! Pay off the house and some pocket change, very simple!
     
  15. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:13 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Yes sir!
     
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  16. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:15 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Me too! Just got to stay busy so that time keeps on slippin!
     
  17. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:16 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    You too, Monet!
     
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  18. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:16 AM
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    Bummer that you aren't feeling 100% and didn't sleep. Hope you feel better, and if it helps, I am in the same boat. My job is now a desk job though, so I am at work. I envy your ability to nap.
     
  19. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:17 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning Jim
     
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  20. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:23 AM
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    I'll swap you the ability to nap for a desk job. Even bagged, I can't nap. Haven't had a nap since I was 5 years old. I'm one of those people who is stuck being awake for the day once he's up.

    Get some coffee in you, it helps. Cheers to being zombies! :cheers:
     
  21. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:28 AM
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    I only got into the desk job a little over a year ago, so I'll keep it. :p The crap of it all is that I could kick back in my chair and take a nap (and lose my job) but as soon as I get home I'm wide awake. No naps for either of us.
    Coffee is a good call, but I can drink a pot and still sleep. Not gonna stop me from having some today, though.

    BRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNSSSS!:drool:
     
  22. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:28 AM
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  23. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:35 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kyle!
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Somebody must been installing a bunch of cable TV line.
     
  25. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  26. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:38 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    B
    [​IMG]
     
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  27. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning hopefully you start feeling better soon.
     
  28. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:43 AM
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    Just be sure it meets the “Safe at Work” standard of the forum. ;)
     
  29. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:46 AM
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    Yes, agreed. :burp:
     
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  30. Dec 9, 2019 at 6:49 AM
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    As I am frequently on here at work, I appreciate you looking out for us. I'm a boob guy for sure, but there is a time and a place. :thumbsup:
     

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