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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 7, 2019 at 6:44 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Morning all
    Coffee reading
    Did that all week. It felt nice to get 8 hours for the first time in a few weeks

    Our stray visitor made it through the night and only tried to eat the cat once. My wife said he needs a bath because he smells like horse. I have a cold so don’t notice. She posted on our local breaking news and a lost pets FB page. Lots of shares but still no luck finding his home.
     
  2. Dec 7, 2019 at 6:45 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kyle!
     
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  3. Dec 7, 2019 at 6:46 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Morning Bryan. Taking a day off from the hunt I saw.
     
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  4. Dec 7, 2019 at 6:48 AM
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    Morning gang!
     
  5. Dec 7, 2019 at 6:50 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yes I got demoted. Lol
     
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  6. Dec 7, 2019 at 6:50 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mario!
     
  7. Dec 7, 2019 at 6:52 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Hopefully it's nothing serious Holden and she recovers quickly.
     
  8. Dec 7, 2019 at 7:00 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Hope it’s not serious.
     
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  9. Dec 7, 2019 at 7:43 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    I thought it was at work yesterday, thankfully my desk is about 50 feet from the restrooms, I made several trips in a hours time LOL.
     
  10. Dec 7, 2019 at 7:53 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Morning all. @RLHOK Hope you feel better soon

    Do we have a coffee squire this morning or do I have to go get my own sexy chick and coffee?
     
  11. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:13 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Not doing coffee today, but I am on my second cup of hot chocolate. Nice of the company to provide an alternative, especially since the coffee and creamer they buy is not exactly...uh... good. :pccoffee:
     
  12. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:16 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    The creamer we now get wont dissolve, LOL....
     
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  13. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:20 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Same here, and it's bitter. Kinda counterproductive if you ask me.
     
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  14. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:21 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Fine, I'll get her myself.

    Coffee's served boys...

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:25 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Tamales rule... I accidentally bought 244 tamales once and the family had to "suffer" through a year of them. I still love them, but I think I'd be a dead man walking if I got any more.


    Not even for members welcoming the new member? Funny, I thought that's how I got my post count up so high so quickly. Man, I must be shoving the BS here...

    Good morning Panda. Thanks for the add to your list. Interesting that I don't get a "tagged" alert...


    It's pretty amazing how low key and casual this forum is. I've never been on Tacomaworld, but did expect that level of crazy. A few days of lurking changed my mind.

    Happy Saturday everyone...I haven't even left the bed yet. I'm not much of a morning person and the fam knows my 4:30am alarm for work takes a lot out of me. I need to sleep in either Sat or Sun or I'm a bear the following week. I'm recharged now!

    Just need coffee to get Ahead of a caffeine headache that's starting to brew...that's the one risk of sleeping in...
     
  16. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:29 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I don't get an alert either?! Didn't know I was on the list. I'm too lazy to tag everyone. I just stick to generic greetings.
     
  17. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:36 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    God I wish
     
  18. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:37 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Go faster...more gravity!

     
  19. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:39 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Pfft. Just chew it up. You'll get your fix.
     
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  20. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:39 AM
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    Pinay New Member

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    :eek:

    Just had a lil visitor walking across my home...

    ECE8FB25-98B2-45F3-92FE-EF67116F79FF.jpg
     
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  21. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:40 AM
    FancyPants

    FancyPants Not my Husband’s truck

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    Good morning @OR18TRD

    Off to work I go!
     
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  22. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:41 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Was he chasing an annoying little bird by any chance?
     
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  23. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:42 AM
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    Pinay New Member

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    Nope! Yesterday was trash day. I saw one on a Monday up in a diff part of the city on that street’s trash day. I think they know when to scope out the neighborhood. And small dogs and cats abound...
     
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  24. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:47 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I believe it. Coyotes are absolute survivors. They adapt very well. Heck, there are Coyotes that live in Chicago, and most people there have no idea. Total Ninjas.
     
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  25. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:47 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    To hell with that driver. Freakin' part-time sovereign citizen thinks that he knows more about a checkpoint than the seasoned BP agent that works it.
    It's very easy to go through that checkpoint. See all the commercial drivers that pass through his video?
    "Be nice to the Officers and they'll be nice to you."

    But if you give those Federal Officers a hard time, your vehicle will go to secondary like the one below at the port of entry.

    secondary.jpg
     
  26. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:50 AM
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    Yes she did and now she is dragging me around Walmart :annoyed:
     
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  27. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:53 AM
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    But for the surrounding homes I’d take a shot at it! :quickdraw:
     
  28. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:54 AM
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    We all know you love being there Harv!!
     
  29. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:57 AM
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    As much as I have no animosity toward them, I would shoot any close to home too. My dog is small, and I eliminate threats to her with no hesitation. Had to shoot a 'coon a couple years ago because they were being really bold. Right up on my deck looking in the window on the door. I kicked the door, and it just looked at me like "What?" Felt bad shooting it, cuz they are cute as hell and actually make decent pets, but I am not willing to risk my dog's safety.
     
  30. Dec 7, 2019 at 8:57 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Hopefully you didn't look like this.[​IMG]
     
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