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    Eww....
     
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    Mahal kita Kuya
    Ok then eat the ingredients one at a time and it’ll be a meal in your tummy! :facepalm:
     
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  3. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:43 PM
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    And that means I would have to leave the house... I'm becoming a recluse. Kinda like Howard Hughes, but without the money:rofl:
     
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    You take that back! :smack:
     
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    Go wash your hands! lol
     
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    We have Hogans! Much better pizza
     
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    Never heard of it, but if they deliver, you are in business!
     
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  8. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:46 PM
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    I cover my soup with a fresh tissue after every bite:der:
     
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    They do, but I would have to go to the bank, get money, drive back home. Thus leave the house
     
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  10. Dec 5, 2019 at 3:47 PM
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    They won't do a debit/credit card?
     
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    You don't keep emergency pizza cash at home? Shame sir, shame!

    I mean, there's always debit/credit too. I'm assuming your pizza places can do that at the door?
     
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    And it's right up from the bank..Screenshot_20191205-184800_Maps.jpg
     
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    I have emergency Ruth's Crist $
     
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    Done deal. I mean, with a name like Hogan's Heroes Pizza you HAVE to order some. It's probably cooked by Louie Labeau too!
     
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    The cook....

     
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    :D He sees NOTHING!!
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Now THAT is my kind of aftermarket bumper!
     
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    You are correct! And it's usually my order on Friday night
     
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    That's what I feel like sometimes when I'm prairie doggin
     
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    Bet you a Popeye's spicy chicken sandwich you won't
     
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    I have a go find me page started for bail $ for @15Yota
     
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    Nice! I break em you fix em!
     
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    I triple dog dare you!!
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I work in downtown and live on the far end of Tucson, thus I must deal with rush hour traffic every day across the whole town on my way home.

    You don't know how many times I've wanted to smash the gas to the floor and do just that.
     
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    Uh huh.... drive one of these and have road rage20181128_130233.jpg
     
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    All good stories start that way!
     
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    Been there done that! Pops was pi$$ed when I was 10 and took his new Autocar joy riding hit 2 cars!
     
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