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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:29 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl: probably both!
     
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  2. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:30 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    gotta put those Bears out
     
  3. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:31 AM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    waiting on my one black Friday purchase to arrive.
    upload_2019-12-5_7-30-51.jpg
     
  4. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:31 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    What you hunting for? Deer? Rabbits?
     
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  5. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Deer.
     
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  6. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:32 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Peace and quiet...
     
  7. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:32 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Do you eat the venison? Yum
     
  8. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:33 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yes and the ones she shoot always taste the best. Lol
     
  9. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:34 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I sure hope so. Honestly, if you aren't gonna eat it you shouldn't be hunting it.
     
  10. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:34 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Need to arrange a venison party
     
  11. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:49 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I dunno...I’ve had trips from Beijing to Seattle go faster than a trip over the mountain passes around here...


    Been there many times. “Must be at airport two hours early” only nothing is open. Sometimes not even the ticketing terminals.


    Dude, too early for truths. Let us live in ignorant bliss until that first cup of coffee. Once I have my coffee, then you can fact-slap me.

    Good morning everyone
     
  12. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:50 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Morning tundra fans

    13 years today at Hd

    I need a drink lol
     
  13. Dec 5, 2019 at 5:54 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    :cheers:

    July 2020, 15 years railroad, few months ago 1 year with AutoZone, I needed a drink lol
     
  14. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:01 AM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:***Disclaimer*** Reading this forum without a sense of humor or before a healthy amount of coffee may cause hurt feelings, reality checks, depression, mental breakdowns, Mod induced debt/bankruptcy, or herpes.***Disclaimer for Disclaimer*** @AzureNightmare is not responsible for hurt feelings, reality checks, depression, mental breakdowns, or Mod induced/bankruptcy.
     
  15. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:19 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Evening Jim
     
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  16. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:21 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Then they expect me to be sociable and stuff!
     
  17. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:36 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :cheers:
     
  18. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:36 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :cheers:
     
  19. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:42 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Bryan! Your still alive! Daughter must not been to upset with you for taking her buck!
     
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  20. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:47 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Tundras! Thirsty Thursday is upon us!
     
  21. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:51 AM
    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Good morning, Tim. Have a good one!
     
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  22. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:52 AM
    PotentPotables

    PotentPotables "Where we're going we don't need roads."

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    Good morning Rich. 13 years :thumbsup:.
     
  23. Dec 5, 2019 at 6:52 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Jarrod! You as well!
     
  24. Dec 5, 2019 at 7:01 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning!
     
  25. Dec 5, 2019 at 7:02 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    No not too mad but I catch hell every half an hour or so. Lol
     
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  26. Dec 5, 2019 at 7:03 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  27. Dec 5, 2019 at 7:12 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    That's just plain unrealistic o_O
     
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  28. Dec 5, 2019 at 7:12 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Gracias señor
     
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  29. Dec 5, 2019 at 7:13 AM
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    I hate these early morning ones, but being home before lunch is always nice...
     
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  30. Dec 5, 2019 at 7:16 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good morning everyone! Good morning, Jim. Good morning, Panda! Good morning Bryan!
     

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