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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 19, 2019 at 3:28 PM
    War Machine

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    Not a chance.
     
  2. Nov 19, 2019 at 3:31 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Why is that threatening? Could be freaky.
     
  3. Nov 19, 2019 at 3:42 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Oooohhh “leftovers.”
     
  4. Nov 19, 2019 at 3:48 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Because they just polished off the leftovers of the last guy she was with.
     
  5. Nov 19, 2019 at 3:51 PM
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    Me too !
     
  6. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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    Thing is, from what I've seen, some of the customers need a heavy dose of Febreeze.
     
  7. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:13 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    FB28361F-F0AE-43BD-965B-20EFD7DF737B.jpg
     
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  8. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:26 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    And when you least expect it.
    :sawzall:
     
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  9. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:31 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Just so you don't have to, don't bother buying Tigers book "My favorite 18 holes" ..... it's all about golf.....
     
  10. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:33 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Reply back: No. Bitch you better get your ass in the kitchen and fix me some dinner.

    See how that goes over. :thumbsup:
     
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  11. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:35 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    and @War Machine if you need a place to live after that conversation, give me a call.
    :bananadead:
     
  12. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:36 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I can tell you how that would go over. That would be the last meal I didn't have to make!
     
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  13. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:53 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek::eek::rofl:
     
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  14. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:55 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:[​IMG]
     
  15. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:55 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  16. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:56 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: that would be baby batter.
     
  17. Nov 19, 2019 at 4:57 PM
    War Machine

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    That’s not how I do business.
     
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  18. Nov 19, 2019 at 5:19 PM
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  19. Nov 19, 2019 at 5:20 PM
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    :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
     
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  20. Nov 19, 2019 at 5:21 PM
    Kerch71

    Kerch71 Surgical Precision

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    Those are awesome!
     
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  21. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:31 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Your breath smells like a bag of assholes! :D
     
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  22. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:36 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    What he said. Maybe a Secret Santa idea:santa:
     
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  23. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:42 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:I don't toss salads I couldn't tell you.
    @COMiamiFan ?
     
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  24. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:43 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I stop at the snack bar.
     
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  25. Nov 19, 2019 at 6:57 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yo no hablo inglés
     
  26. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:01 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Goddamit, something else I had to look up. Yeah it could be.
     
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  28. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:08 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What a MEEEOWUSSY
     
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  29. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:09 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    It's in his contract :evil:
     
  30. Nov 19, 2019 at 7:22 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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