Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Grilled?

 

@TXRailRoads73

 

I've used the same line. More than once. When I was younger not now while married

 

That's what she said.

 

My son wants to go to a Rockets game in Houston. He is a diehard James Harden fan.

 

Yep

 

First date for us. Before he became famous. Have an autographed peanut from the show. Bastard made fun of me; wanted to kick that muppet's ass

 

There is only 1 @War Machine , so you're gonna have to take him.

 

Keep in mind, there is an inordinate amount of bullshit that comes along with it. I’m very high maintenance, like most pretty people are.

 

You gotta stop tagging me , I’m not doing custom work anymore

 

Is that a 4” lift with 35s? I was looking for that myself. How do you even get in?

 

You’re underestimating the bullshit. I made a chart to better describe it.

 

This day

end it already. Lol

 

Morning, everybody. Graveyards start tomorrow night, so I need to be up for about 20-22 hours.

 

Gatta love the first night eh!

 

Good morning Jim

 

Honestly, I didn't mind the nights at all for a long time. The last 3 or 4 months I've just not done great with them is all. Transitioning to the sleep schedule swaps has been more difficult. Such is life. Can't complain.

 

Good morning!

 

I bet he doesn't move very fast.

 

Ya I’d love to be on nights all the time! I get more sleep during the day. But ya like you said the swap sucks.

 

Haha
Actually he was so quick I didn’t see him come up behind me as I was washing my blender.

 

He snuck up on you like baby batter.

 

I don’t know why you laughing

 

I'd prefer the blend over straight nights, personally.