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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Notachickmagnet

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    Hey now!!!! :rofl:
    Thank goodness!:D:rofl:
     
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    Kerch71

    Kerch71 Surgical Precision

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    Evening, Bryan! Got too busy today to say good morning...
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    No video, it's audio. hit the play button in the lower picture. About 2:45 is when it gets good.
     
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    Yessir! I was staying at a place on Washington near 111. :thumbsup:
     
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  9. Nov 18, 2019 at 3:21 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Cool. Few comments:
    1. Easier to use a thermometer to monitor the temp. I guess you could go by the color of the juices, but that's more complicated and requires more babysitting.
    2. Cutting of pieces for the gravy just ruined the pics for Facebook :rofl:
    3. I've read that never to use what you threw into the cavity of the bird. Makes too much contact with raw meat which could pic up bacteria.
    4. English folks don't use flour/cornstarch as a thickening agent? Have to make a rue to have true gravy IMO.
    5. Definitely doing the butter rub, but I'm spatchcocking my turkey so nothing will go into the cavity.
    6. Bacon! Why TF did I not think of that!!
    7. Don't forget to use the bloody cocktail stake!
    Thanks for the video :thumbsup:
     
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    That's what she said.
     
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    https://youtu.be/toNsPh-pxgc
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    So it doesn't go down as a vehicle ages? What does it cost to register a full size truck there?
     
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    I promised I wouldn't share the pictures.
     
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    Jim LE 1301

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    :thumbsup:
     
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Want a FREE movie rental from Redbox?

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    EMO! One of my favorite comedians every. Saw him a few times at a local comedy club in the 80s. We talked to him a couple of times outside during a set break. Either he stays in character during breaks, or that's really him. Interesting guy.
    One of my favorite bits from him.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8
     
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    You've got me in a Emo rabbit hole.
    I loved my girlfriend very much ..from the top of her head to the tag on her toes
     
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    But, you didn't promise me.....
     
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    Keeping NYC safe
     
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    But then I won't get anymore.
     
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    Quite the quagmire then.
     
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    He’s looking at who ever took that picture lol.
     
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    I did always crack up watching him. You know he’s good if he got a part in UHF, which is a masterpiece.
     
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    Obama gave homeless cell phones:notsure:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I would comment, but it might be taken as political which is frowned upon here.

    If I'm going to get the ban hammer dropped on me, I'm gonna save it all up for one hell of a post and make it worth it.
     

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