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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 15, 2019 at 9:18 AM
    War Machine

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    The only thing I know that can kill one is another chupacabra.
     
  2. Nov 15, 2019 at 10:21 AM
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    All the world's problems can be solved with the proper application of high explosives.

    Bonus points to whoever knows where that quote is from.
     
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  3. Nov 15, 2019 at 10:31 AM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good afternoon Chris
    Happy Friday 1 hr to go till my weekend starts
     
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  4. Nov 15, 2019 at 10:51 AM
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    The trick is to not be around when they go off
     
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  5. Nov 15, 2019 at 11:24 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Valkyrie
     
  6. Nov 15, 2019 at 11:32 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Idk. I like the boom.
     
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  7. Nov 15, 2019 at 11:34 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    Dear god help me make thru the end of this shift with my sanity intact
     
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  8. Nov 15, 2019 at 11:34 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Not familiar with that one.
     
  9. Nov 15, 2019 at 11:35 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Go crazy. You might enjoy the trip.:goingcrazy:
     
  10. Nov 15, 2019 at 11:37 AM
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    Nice try. It's a video game quote.
     
  11. Nov 15, 2019 at 11:48 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    No One!
     
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  12. Nov 15, 2019 at 12:04 PM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Dammit google! I thought you knew everything :mad:
     
  13. Nov 15, 2019 at 12:46 PM
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    *whomever
     
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  14. Nov 15, 2019 at 12:47 PM
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    Yeah, I can never tell when that is the right word.
     
  15. Nov 15, 2019 at 1:04 PM
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    Just use whomever all the time. It sounds classier and nobody will call you out on it.
     
  16. Nov 15, 2019 at 1:09 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Or just say "I don't remember the English word for it". That way people will think you are bilingual instead of an idiot :rofl:
     
  17. Nov 15, 2019 at 1:50 PM
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  18. Nov 15, 2019 at 3:20 PM
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    In case you have the feeling that your taste buds arent complete, I know a place.
    o_O
    20191115_165017.jpg
     
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    Nope, not ornery!! :fistbump:
     
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  20. Nov 15, 2019 at 4:52 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Well I was lucky enough to pick up a nail in the sidewall of one of my winter tires. So it's in a spot that can't be patched so I'm lucky enough to buy four more.:frusty:
    IMG_20191115_194856.jpg
     
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  21. Nov 15, 2019 at 4:56 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    That sucks
     
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  22. Nov 15, 2019 at 4:57 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yes it does. So I had to put my summer wheels/tires on until the new tires get here next week.
     
  23. Nov 15, 2019 at 4:58 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Hows the weather over there?
     
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  24. Nov 15, 2019 at 4:59 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It was shit early this week but now we are getting some sun and 40's. No snow for the next 10 days.
     
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    You get much snow ?
     
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Thays good. Been foggy and wet but so far so good.
     
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  27. Nov 15, 2019 at 5:00 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I had 3" Tuesday but just some cold weather after that. Supposed to warm up a little next week. Around the 40's.
     
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  28. Nov 15, 2019 at 5:01 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Have you been out hunting any more?
     
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  29. Nov 15, 2019 at 5:01 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    How are you liking the new Rig? @SR5 AZUL
     
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  30. Nov 15, 2019 at 5:03 PM
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I havent. Been busy. Deer opens again soon though.
     

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