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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 22, 2016 at 9:44 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Tough choice you got there. Really can't lose with either. Or just get a car carrier and take both :D
     
  2. Dec 22, 2016 at 10:00 AM
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    TNTundra08

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    3/1 lift. 20x9 Method standards, machine face. 305/55/20 nitto trail grapplers
    Around $1.99/gal for regular 87
     
  3. Dec 22, 2016 at 10:05 AM
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    sdhq_offroad

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    The Amordillo is getting ready to roll out of here!

     
  4. Dec 22, 2016 at 10:56 AM
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    Relentless

    Relentless Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    Just a few, more to come
    That must be nice! LOL. Been a LONG time since I've seen under $2/gal out here
     
  5. Dec 22, 2016 at 11:52 AM
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    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Some people have too much money.

    Just me being jelly. :jellydance:
     
  6. Dec 22, 2016 at 12:02 PM
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    sdhq_offroad

    sdhq_offroad New Member

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    It is for a security company. Its the military chassis with 10 lug axles, custom heavy duty rear spring pack. Whole truck has been Rhino Lined with two layers, doors have been bulletproofed, windows are 1" thick bulletproof glass, 35x12.50x17 Toyo M/T with run flat liners inside, Icon suspension, custom sliders and roof rack we made for them, Vision X lighting, winch bumper with a 16.5K warn winch, and many custom interior goodies we did for them.

    Truck weighs about 13,000 pounds.
     
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2016
  7. Dec 22, 2016 at 12:58 PM
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    FlashCulprit

    FlashCulprit ColoradoTJ's whipping boy/Gino's illegitimate son.

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    IMG_0705.jpg

    Guys, my neighbor bought a ridgeline. How do I tell him his vagina is out of control?!
     
  8. Dec 22, 2016 at 1:05 PM
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    sdhq_offroad

    sdhq_offroad New Member

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    At least they are a little better looking than the original body style. More "truckish" now
     
  9. Dec 22, 2016 at 1:06 PM
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    TNTundra08

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    Cover it in wet tampons on a cold night so they freeze to it.
     
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  10. Dec 22, 2016 at 1:17 PM
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    FlashCulprit

    FlashCulprit ColoradoTJ's whipping boy/Gino's illegitimate son.

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    But..... ridgeline!

    I thought about just spelling "no" in maxipads on his hood?
     
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  11. Dec 22, 2016 at 2:09 PM
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    831Tun

    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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    Just give him a can of pink Plasti-dip for Christmas and say it's for his rims.
     
  12. Dec 22, 2016 at 4:01 PM
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    dcsleeper408

    dcsleeper408 BASTRDS

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    Look what showed up before the holidays
    edaa5c64b11dc6005479dba3a54411fc_389c0d0c616daab42264331b1186036624dd4414.jpg
     
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  13. Dec 22, 2016 at 4:03 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    Skyline? Is it right hand drive?
     
  14. Dec 22, 2016 at 4:08 PM
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    FlashCulprit

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    R34's are the best damn looking GTRs.:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
     
  15. Dec 22, 2016 at 4:08 PM
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    FlashCulprit

    FlashCulprit ColoradoTJ's whipping boy/Gino's illegitimate son.

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    If you zoom in it appears to be so!
     
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  16. Dec 22, 2016 at 4:24 PM
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    dcsleeper408

    dcsleeper408 BASTRDS

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    Yup guys full on gtr rhd. Not Vspec. But as close as I will see in person and actually get to ride in.
    Friend came by after his tune pulled 472ish on 91 octane!
    328acfebd839931b68717036f299488e_186cb177449f809c1149156f008cef36e865f9cc.jpg
     
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  17. Dec 22, 2016 at 4:59 PM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Nice!
     
  18. Dec 22, 2016 at 5:00 PM
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    Same :thumbsup:

    Man, they are prepared for Armageddon :eek:
     
  19. Dec 23, 2016 at 8:38 PM
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    16 year anniversary dinner. Good thing I drove Tundra. Gonna need that extra belly room after this meal.

     
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  20. Dec 23, 2016 at 8:44 PM
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    CaptTyler

    CaptTyler Life’s too short to have an ugly boat.

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    Looks like a nice night! Happy Anniversary!!!
     
  21. Dec 23, 2016 at 8:57 PM
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    Thank you Captain!
     
  22. Dec 23, 2016 at 9:19 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Grats dude!
     
  23. Dec 23, 2016 at 9:20 PM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Thanks brotha!
     
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  24. Dec 23, 2016 at 9:21 PM
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    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    Happy anniversary 16 years strong :amen:
     
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  25. Dec 23, 2016 at 9:25 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Thanks. Wife will be thrilled when I tell her Michael J fox sends salutations.
     
  26. Dec 23, 2016 at 9:48 PM
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    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    Ooooo you know Michael j Fox. Oh wait that's me :eek: :anonymous:

    :rofl:
     
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  27. Dec 23, 2016 at 10:06 PM
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    Congrats!!
    Food looks good, what restaurant?
     
  28. Dec 23, 2016 at 10:21 PM
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    Shanahan's in DTC
     
  29. Dec 23, 2016 at 10:22 PM
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    Nice, never been.
     
  30. Dec 23, 2016 at 10:23 PM
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    Neither had I. First time there and was pretty good.
     

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