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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 8, 2019 at 7:06 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Not sure they will arrive in 30mins or less! :boink::boink:
     
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  2. Nov 8, 2019 at 7:27 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Oh no. I just got up for the second time and got 2 beers.
     
  3. Nov 8, 2019 at 7:28 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Stout and a Belgian. Both delicous. 20191108_163436.jpg 20191108_163450.jpg
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    For yourself? Or for yourself and your wife?
     
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  5. Nov 8, 2019 at 7:37 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Thank you, thank you. First of all I would like to thank myself for being such a considerate type of guy. Also of course to Miller brewing company for producing such a refreshing, drinkable beer with their Miller Lite. To my trusty old Frigidaire garage beer fridge for always keeping my beers cold, and to anybody else I'm forgetting at this exciting moment. I couldn't have done it without you!!
     
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  6. Nov 8, 2019 at 8:09 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I don’t wanna be Mr Pink
     
  7. Nov 8, 2019 at 8:11 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I’m quoting Talladega Nights :facepalm:
     
  8. Nov 8, 2019 at 8:14 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Mr. Black
     
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  9. Nov 8, 2019 at 8:26 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Vacuum cleaner? :notsure:
     
  10. Nov 8, 2019 at 8:27 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    The Jets:fistbump:
     
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  11. Nov 8, 2019 at 8:28 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    This is true. That's why I was nice and got her a beer last time I was up. :D
     
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  12. Nov 8, 2019 at 8:37 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Beavis Hard.jpg
     
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  13. Nov 8, 2019 at 11:40 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning y'all and have good one. One day less and another day closer. I was called into work 4 hours early, take the OT or start ceegar night early? What say you?
     
  14. Nov 9, 2019 at 1:08 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.
     
  15. Nov 9, 2019 at 1:09 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy. No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.No beer makes Pat a dull boy.
     
  16. Nov 9, 2019 at 1:25 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Nope not in 20 or 21 days. I cant drink out here because I am on an hour recall. I saw The Shining the other night and decided to put my own twist to it.
     
  17. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:26 AM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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  18. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:35 AM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Morning tundras, last soccer game of the season, yardwork, drywall repair(wasn't careful enough moving furniture) and a trip to my parents to fix their stove. Glad today is a day off
     
  19. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:48 AM
    Jim LE 1301

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    Good morning all.

    Pat:wave: @Grumpy Uncle
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    Aaron :wave: @Outbound
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    Chuck:wave: @2010bigdog
    :wave: @Tempest
    David :wave:
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    Harris :wave:
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    John :wave: @JMB
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    Holden:wave: @Squatting Pigeon
    Tom :wave: @88nitro305
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    Harv :wave: @Racingjohndeere55
    Ray:wave: @gosolo
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    Brandon :wave: @15Yota
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    Ron:wave: @NewImprovedRon
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    Bob:wave: @Bob
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    And anyone else who I forgot.

    A cloudy 18° right now.

    Have a great/safe day.

    Slowly tagging, let me know if you don't want to be tagged.:D
     
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  20. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:49 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Mornin Jim. 19 and clear here
     
  21. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:50 AM
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    Good morning Tundras.
     
  22. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:52 AM
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    Good morning Jim! :wave::wave:
    We have 23° here!
     
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  23. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:53 AM
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    Good morning Chris! :wave::wave:
     
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Good morning all you Tundra people! :wave::wave:
    Have a great weekend!
     
  26. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:58 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Morning Pat! :wave::wave: Hope your day flies by!
     
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  27. Nov 9, 2019 at 3:58 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning Jim
     
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  29. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:02 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning Denise! Thanks, damn the OT! I have about 2 or 3 more hours and I'm calling it quits.
     
  30. Nov 9, 2019 at 4:04 AM
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    Ooohhh boy! Stay away from axes Pat!
     

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