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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 5, 2019 at 9:44 AM
    vl184009

    vl184009 Cheers Boys!

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    That dog doesnt look like he's missing anything but a belly rub right about now!
     
  2. Nov 5, 2019 at 9:44 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Busy morning over here!! Hope you have a good afternoon Bryan!!
     
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  3. Nov 5, 2019 at 9:45 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Sitting here listening to some Type O Negative. It must be an Airmen repellent! If I knew that, I would have started playing it when I first got here!!
     
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  4. Nov 5, 2019 at 9:48 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Yes it’s my truck for now.

    not sure why you thought it was brighter blue.
     
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  5. Nov 5, 2019 at 10:37 AM
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    marc32 New Member

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    Oh she got more then a ticket, The cop threw the book at her. She ended up getting several tickets and heavy fines.
    Unsafe lane change, Not wearing a seatbelt, Texting while driving, and the kicker.
    This gal gets Mother of the year award. She had a kid in baby seat that wasn't seat belted in.
     
  6. Nov 5, 2019 at 10:42 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :notsure: It’s darker blue S
     
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  7. Nov 5, 2019 at 10:55 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Well he started out with a whole arsenal in a self contained bunker in his basement. Would’ve been a short series if he got to keep all that. :rofl:
     
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  8. Nov 5, 2019 at 10:56 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    That’s the Houston export tax.
     
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  9. Nov 5, 2019 at 10:57 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Wait til Valentine's Day
     
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  10. Nov 5, 2019 at 10:58 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Courthouses are usually in the nicer parts of towns.......

    Also, Skid Row is awesome. Youth Gone Wild is a classic.
     
  11. Nov 5, 2019 at 10:59 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Jeremy spoke in class today
    Clearly I remember
    Pickin' on the boy
    Seemed a harmless little fuck
    But we unleashed the lion
    Gnashed his teeth and bit the recessed lady's breast

    Yep, I'm done for the day. Sitting here, typing music lyrics. 1 more hour to go.
     
  12. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:13 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Pearl Jam :headbang:
     
  13. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:14 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Afternoon tundra clan
     
  14. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:15 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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  15. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:15 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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  16. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:15 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  17. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:15 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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  18. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:20 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Screenshot_20191105-141926_Google.jpg
     
  19. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:23 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    One more and I'll stop.

    Said "woman take it slow, and it'll work itself out fine"
    All we need is just a little patience
    Said "sugar make it slow and we'll come together fine"
    All we need is just a little patience (Patience)
    Mm, yeah
     
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  20. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:31 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    It has been a while since a great night of work happens. So last night in our parking lot a drunk individual was walking around. I asked him what he was doing back here. He advised looking to steal a sweet ass ride.
    So me being the wonderful person I am I played along. Helped him pick out a truck (we settled on the lovely black tundra) . I asked him why he did not pick the white truck. Said to many people would stop him and ask to fix their cable and he wouldn't get away!!!!!
     
  21. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:32 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    GNR
     
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  22. Nov 5, 2019 at 11:33 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    F726358F-D733-4F36-B008-FB271DBC0122.jpg
     
  23. Nov 5, 2019 at 12:57 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Monkey Business, much better song. Love the beginning of that one.
     
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  24. Nov 5, 2019 at 12:59 PM
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    Mahal kita Kuya
    Here you go Pândâ @OR18TRD !! My view going back to work coming from Chinatown for lunch...

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  25. Nov 5, 2019 at 1:15 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Boy what a winner.
     
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  26. Nov 5, 2019 at 1:19 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  27. Nov 5, 2019 at 1:21 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    You need to move!
     
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  28. Nov 5, 2019 at 1:23 PM
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    Mahal kita Kuya
    This is the Civic Center area of Downtown Los Angeles. I live 17 miles away!!! Trust me, I would not live here!
     
  29. Nov 5, 2019 at 1:25 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I was going to say I couldn't look at that shit everyday.
     
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  30. Nov 5, 2019 at 1:25 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    So what do you guys have a campground in the middle of the city.
     

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