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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:22 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    So true...and ex Cowgirl QB's make lame ass Corona piss beer commercials.............:headbang:
     
  2. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:25 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    For sure I just really hope whoever it was knows how much I appreciate it.
     
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  3. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:26 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek:
     
  4. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:27 PM
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    If these restrooms are individual single ones, then I can live with it. It’s the ones with multiple stalls and sinks that many people can go into that should remain gender specific. IMHO...
     
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  5. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:27 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Exactly!
     
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  6. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:29 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    It's multiple sinks, toilets and showers in her school.
     
  7. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:31 PM
    Trooper2

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    Too scared to go in and see......
     
  8. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:32 PM
    Pinay

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    Ummm....NOPE!
     
  9. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:33 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    On what?
     
  10. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:33 PM
    Pinay

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    Yeah, you’re in what’s called the “Westside” and it is...well, so I don’t ban myself...not Texas!
     
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  11. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:33 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Been to a Target store lately?????
     
  12. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:34 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    yeah I would have a super hard time dealing with this if my daughter was in college.
     
  13. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:34 PM
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    Yup, not their restrooms though...and I am in CA so I can imagine...
     
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  14. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:38 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Racist bastards.
     
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  15. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:39 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Don't you mean races, reported?
     
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  16. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:40 PM
    War Machine

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    No, only white Tundra owners hate races.
     
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  17. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:51 PM
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    Got a straw!!!
    20191104_174931.jpg
     
  18. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:53 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Tonight's football game
     
  19. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Fish tacos are here!

    20191104_175318.jpg
     
  20. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:54 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    And what's wrong with Corona beer?
     
  21. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:57 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Not me. Even with a 4.6 the only thing I'll lose to is a white 5.7. Or a Chevy Volt on 0 to 60:anonymous:
     
  22. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:58 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  23. Nov 4, 2019 at 5:58 PM
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    I haven’t watched a football game in probably five years.
     
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  24. Nov 4, 2019 at 6:04 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  25. Nov 4, 2019 at 6:10 PM
    War Machine

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    I hate all the shotgun spread read option garbage. I miss the power running game.


    D910B6E1-F37F-4568-BE43-838EEBE3D0C3.jpg
     
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  26. Nov 4, 2019 at 6:16 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Back in 78 after boot camp, I had to wait a month before reporting to Millington...hence...almost every night myself and some of my fellow jarheads would head to Tijuana. Back then the cheap ass house beer at every bar there was Corona. Piss beer then...piss beer now. So many way better Mexican brews to be had. I don't care how kuul Corona ads are...the old lipstick on a pig thing. Corona flat out sucks unless one likes semi strong koolaid that tastes like piss.
     
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  27. Nov 4, 2019 at 6:16 PM
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    Black cat!!!
     
  28. Nov 4, 2019 at 6:16 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    [​IMG]
     
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  29. Nov 4, 2019 at 6:17 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Is it paper?
     
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  30. Nov 4, 2019 at 6:18 PM
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    No! Environmentally unfriendly plastic!
     

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