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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:16 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Smaller, 2032 batteries
     
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  3. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:17 PM
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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Good thing he's not in the north. We have to wear 3inches of clothes in the winter!
     
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  4. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:18 PM
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    :rofl:

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  5. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:18 PM
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    Their pork chop is their specialty.
     
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  7. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:19 PM
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    I didn’t love that place. Kirby’s is horrible if you’ve never tried it.
     
  8. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:19 PM
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  9. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:20 PM
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    It’s fine, but not worth the price to me. I like Saltgrass better.
     
  10. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:23 PM
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  11. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:23 PM
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  12. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:25 PM
    War Machine

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    You ever come to town I’ll take you there. You won’t embarrass me like my wife does
     
  13. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:25 PM
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    Nope. I already said it’s Mother.
     
  14. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:25 PM
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    And that's my #1 too, dude ... I never tire of listening to it ... it always brings me peace

    :cheers:
     
  16. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:28 PM
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    I’ll make sure to take pants
     
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    I shit you not, last time we went there, they had to bring my wife a different napkin because it didn’t match her dress.
     
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    Jose has to wear a dress?
     
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    Love the acoustic guitar and their harmonies in that song.
    :cheers:
     
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    5BC6382D-5DD5-49BE-8540-8A7BE00EC2C0.jpg
     
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    It won’t be blue. That color got a president in trouble
     
  22. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:40 PM
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    Yeah, when I was young, I remember drinking a bottle of tequila listening to that album: tore the headboard in two, punched a hole in the tv, scared my friends, and woke up the next day in the hospital in my underwear, strapped down to a bed.

    Was drunk the WHOLE NEXT DAY.

    Not proud of it, but it happened.
     
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    It is within reach in a seated position...
     
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    That reminds me of that countyish song, "I had too much Tequila Last Night'......
     
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  25. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:46 PM
    TundraDude18

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    Listened to the guitar solo on "Comfortably Numb" just now, and it gave me GOOSE BUMPS.

    I think I'm a Pink Floyd fan.
     
  26. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:47 PM
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    Yeah I like Saltgrass too
     
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    Listen to Dark Side of the Moon in it's entirety in a dark room
     
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    Tequila makes her clothes Fall off ;)
     
  29. Oct 25, 2019 at 7:53 PM
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    You are wise, Yoda ...

    Well, it's done a lot of things to a lot of people. If you are overly aggressive to begin with, I recommend it in small doses.

    Actually, I pretty much just drink ports and stouts now.

    If I am with a friend, I like to begin with one or two Long Island Iced Teas first.
     
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    Me thinks kind of high $, rather just do Roadhouse.....
     

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