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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 22, 2019 at 9:32 AM
    AZTundra

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    Thank you for the Happy B-Day wishes. :cheers:
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Was hardly working first part of the morning. Lol
    It was raining here but the sun is out now.
     
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  3. Oct 22, 2019 at 10:04 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    Nice. One of the surgeons returned from vaca downplaying catch up this week. Time flies this way though
     
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  4. Oct 22, 2019 at 10:31 AM
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  5. Oct 22, 2019 at 11:15 AM
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    That is keeping your eye on the ball! LOL

    I catch for my son, he pitches. I learned to wear shin guards and probably should wear a mask. I probably will not be able to catch him much longer; 80+ is getting tricky at my age!
     
  6. Oct 22, 2019 at 11:25 AM
    War Machine

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    Yeah, my wife barely apologized. Just told me I should’ve kept my glove up. I damned sure wouldn’t catch with her pitching. That windmill crap is scary as hell.

    Your son is throwing over 80? Daaaang.
     
  7. Oct 22, 2019 at 11:27 AM
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  8. Oct 22, 2019 at 11:28 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  9. Oct 22, 2019 at 11:29 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard is agent is.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  12. Oct 22, 2019 at 4:10 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  13. Oct 22, 2019 at 4:37 PM
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    This place is a Mad House!

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  14. Oct 22, 2019 at 4:37 PM
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    Enjoy!! :jellydance:
     
  15. Oct 22, 2019 at 4:59 PM
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    Tundra14Platinum I love reading the CoC in my spare time

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    Keep posting pic's WOW National Anthem was Great. I'll look for you guy's on TV.
     
  16. Oct 22, 2019 at 5:01 PM
    Tundra14Platinum

    Tundra14Platinum I love reading the CoC in my spare time

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    Behind Third Base, 2nd LvL?
     
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    :thumbsup: nailed it, 2nd row, 2nd level
     
  18. Oct 22, 2019 at 5:08 PM
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    Tundra14Platinum I love reading the CoC in my spare time

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    Great seats.
     
  19. Oct 22, 2019 at 5:35 PM
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    Up 2-0 Woot Woot!!!
     
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  20. Oct 22, 2019 at 5:52 PM
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    Leveling kit, 285/70R18 EXOs
    Zimmmmerman
     
  21. Oct 22, 2019 at 6:09 PM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    Not really worried about it, besides everyone at work loved my meat
     
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  22. Oct 22, 2019 at 6:11 PM
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    Enjoy homie. Best games ever. Every pitch is nerve wracking. I was at the 1997 WS with the Marlins and it’s intense. Hard to stay seated.
     
  23. Oct 22, 2019 at 6:14 PM
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    Long time. Hope all is good!
     
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    The following people can go f—k themselves:

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  26. Oct 22, 2019 at 6:27 PM
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    Sup homie?
     
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  27. Oct 22, 2019 at 6:28 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Phew. I’m not on that list.
     
  28. Oct 22, 2019 at 6:29 PM
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    Never. :fistbump:
     
  29. Oct 22, 2019 at 6:29 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Ha! :fistbump:

    Suck it losers!
     
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