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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 20, 2019 at 1:28 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    that’s the one

    :rofl:
     
  2. Oct 20, 2019 at 1:36 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  3. Oct 20, 2019 at 1:45 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Thanks!! I'll be ok, just wanted to whine!!!!
     
  4. Oct 20, 2019 at 1:46 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    I knew someone would say that!!!:rofl:
     
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  5. Oct 20, 2019 at 1:47 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Knowing you, its probably something you never heard :devil::rofl:
     
  6. Oct 20, 2019 at 1:48 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    But you have to think of them while hopping around and kicking shit :eek:
     
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  7. Oct 20, 2019 at 1:52 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    You spelled wine wrong
     
  8. Oct 20, 2019 at 2:04 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  9. Oct 20, 2019 at 2:14 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    But I dont like either one !
     
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  10. Oct 20, 2019 at 2:16 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    They cultured it! Thankfully. Started on antibiotics and have to call back in a couple days
     
  11. Oct 20, 2019 at 2:49 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :thumbsup:
     
  12. Oct 20, 2019 at 3:06 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Yeah, Denise @Notachickmagnet, broke a finger nail and now she's all whiny about it. :D:itllbuffout::poking:
     
  13. Oct 20, 2019 at 3:10 PM
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    My mother would of slathered some ichthammol salve on that!
     
  14. Oct 20, 2019 at 3:24 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Black slave! When I worked in the shipyard in the 80s, that was the treatment of choice in the clinic. Broken bones, black salve. Smashed fingers, black salve. Burn, black salve. I think they may have used it for mesothelioma.
     
  15. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:07 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Having my last brats for 2 months, having my last beer for the next 2 months. All packed for my 56 days of the 9 Pillars of Hell.
     
  16. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:18 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Thanks Christi.
     
  17. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:19 PM
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    Stogies?
     
  18. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:21 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Yes sir! Does a bear shit in the woods?
     
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I'd like to but, it'll have to wait. I just smoked some brats for dinner.
     
  20. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:27 PM
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    Yup5786a95e2bf0fab6c36768d5e1b8ad4d.jpg
     
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  21. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:29 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I got some different types this go around.. I'll be posting when the time comes.
     
  22. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:29 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Looks like the poor guy is trying to pass a pinecone.
     
  23. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:36 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Yeah, it really fucked up my manicure :rofl::rofl:
     
  24. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:38 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    When do you leave again Pat?
     
  25. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:40 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Tomorrow morning.
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    When are you leaving?
     
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  27. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:41 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Oh my gosh
    I didnt realise it was so soon!
    Be safe, and safe travels to you!
     
  28. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:42 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Sarge ain't too happy. He always does that when I pack.20191020_122931.jpg
     
  29. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:43 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Talking about bear shiting in woods have you ever heard the one about it.

    There was a bear shiting in the woods he looked over and seen a rabbit.

    He said rabbit does shit stick to your fur.

    The rabbit said know why.

    So the bear picked him up and wiped his ass with him. :D
     
  30. Oct 20, 2019 at 4:43 PM
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    In the morning.
     
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