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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Well then I hope she brought her hammer.
     
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  4. Sep 26, 2019 at 4:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's a little weird.
     
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  5. Sep 26, 2019 at 5:10 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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  6. Sep 26, 2019 at 5:10 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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  7. Sep 26, 2019 at 5:31 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning Jim
     
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  8. Sep 26, 2019 at 5:32 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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  9. Sep 26, 2019 at 5:33 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning y'all and have a good one. These early and long days are taking away from my Tundra time.
     
  10. Sep 26, 2019 at 5:39 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :ohsnap:
     
  11. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:00 AM
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    Good morning fine folks!
     
  12. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:05 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  13. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:06 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning Jim!
     
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  14. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:06 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning peepers
     
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  15. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:11 AM
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    G'morning! :pccoffee:
     
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  16. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:11 AM
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    Morning Tundra Clan!

    So I went to an early job site meeting today. I never have laughed so hard for some else’s misfortune. I know ....I’m such a bad person.

    My client has been such a total headache on this current project. Totally disrespectful to us and other trades. So the plumbers have been working on site and the water has been shut down. So any bathroom needs are handled by the ports-potties on site.

    So we all watch the homeowner run nearly getting hit by the bobcat working on the driveway into a ports-pottie. Not two minutes goes by and bobcat operator swings around and nails the porta-pottie down the slope. Needless to say one homeowner covered in who know what comes out screaming. A little confused and dazed.

    Needless to say that was the quickest most efficient meeting we had. All our prayers and answers were delivered today. :D
     
  17. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:11 AM
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    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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    Good morning everyone!
     
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  18. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:12 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    He wanted his account deleted - here and 4runner...
     
  20. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:13 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Pat!
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  22. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:14 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Sam!
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Christi!
     
  24. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:22 AM
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    saybng Just a member.

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    Rise and shine tundra family! Have a great day!
     
  25. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:23 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  26. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:23 AM
    Prostar 190

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    Good morning Gary!
     
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  27. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:23 AM
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    I know! Me too!! We all need breaks sometimes..so log off :notsure:
     
  28. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:25 AM
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    saybng Just a member.

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    Never.....
     
  29. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:26 AM
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    Magandang umaga Gary!

    I know, I know!!! Not for us, but even life takes us from here but can always come back!! :fistbump:
     
  30. Sep 26, 2019 at 6:34 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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