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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 21, 2019 at 3:39 PM
    War Machine

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    Mostly a Colorado thing?
     
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    Cause of all the Texans moving here
     
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  3. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:02 PM
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  4. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:06 PM
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    Guess so, but I live in MA, so who am I to judge
     
  5. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:06 PM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    @Grumpy Uncle ,@Hondoman @ARamirez73 time to rock tonight! Let's here it.

    Thought you'd never miss me
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    Non-stop talker, what a rocker!
    Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress

    :rockband:

    Getting Primed!:D

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  6. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:09 PM
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    VIP beer / wine fest

     
  7. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:11 PM
    War Machine

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    That baby is flipping you off.
     
  8. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:12 PM
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    It also looks like you’re standing at the finish line in the canopy race.
     
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  9. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:12 PM
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    No sir. We’re doing easy listening tonight.
     
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  10. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:15 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Currently buzzed, and listening to Faith No More.

    :cheers: and I raise you one beer.
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  11. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:15 PM
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    Yeah Naw! Yeah Naw! I say Yeah!!!!!!:D
     
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  12. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:16 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    So who's not talking to who? That about the best easy listening you can get.:D
     
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  13. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:17 PM
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    A little Marvin Gaye and a telescope?
    ;)
     
  14. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:19 PM
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  17. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:21 PM
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    That's a purdy color of beer, what are we drinking tonight Pat???
     
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    That was this.
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  22. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:30 PM
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    Smoked Cheez It’s done

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    Gonna be great with a beer on every they cool down a bit :cheers:

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    :rofl::cookiemonster:
     
  27. Sep 21, 2019 at 4:48 PM
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    What’s so funny homie?
     
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    Almost ijfituxh! Time to slowsyuut
     
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    Dude those soooooo good.
     
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    Not a damn thing, you excited me, hence the cookie monster. Will you share please
     

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