Truck Nuts

How about the eyelashes on the headlights of some cars.

 

There was a mean old man that lived in my neighborhood as I was growing up. He was always yelling at the kids in the neighborhood. We would knock on his door trying to make extra money in the summer washing cars and in the winter shoveling driveways. He would always curse at us and tell us to get off his property. He would flip people off going up and down the street all the time.....just a mean dude. So one day my older brother who has a paper route gets cursed at for delivering the paper that the old man ordered - I guess he got too close to the door. My brother took a wire coat hanger in the middle of the night and wires a set of truck nuts onto the muffler of his Cadillac. To this day, if the old man is still alive, I can guarantee you those nuts are still hanging there. He NEVER knew they were on there but everyone in the neighborhood got a good laugh every time he drove by

 

I thought the stripes would be good up north.

 

I’m thinking either one, my wife would cut my non-truck nuts off.

 

Smart wife!

 

If I found some 3 1/4-8 nuts I'd probably put them on my truck as a joke for a little bit. then I'd probably forget they're there and they'd never come off

 

I’ll say haha.