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  1. Sep 17, 2019 at 4:46 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  2. Sep 17, 2019 at 4:46 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Me too! :D
    Good morning Aaron.
     
    Prostar 190, Sep 17, 2019
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  3. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:01 AM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I must be going to win the lottery then.
     
    War Machine, Sep 17, 2019
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  4. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:05 AM
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    Black Wolf

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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good morning Jim!
     
    Black Wolf, Sep 17, 2019
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  5. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:05 AM
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    Good morning Bryan! :wave::wave:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Sep 17, 2019
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  6. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:06 AM
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    Good morning Jim! :wave::wave:
     
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  7. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:08 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Wow Jim, yep, stay positive and follow docs orders!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Sep 17, 2019
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  8. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:09 AM
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    Good morning everyone! :wave::wave:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Sep 17, 2019
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  9. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:18 AM
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    Y0TA PR0

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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
    Y0TA PR0, Sep 17, 2019
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  10. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:18 AM
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    Y0TA PR0

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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Jim!
     
    Y0TA PR0, Sep 17, 2019
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  11. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:22 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Oh no :eek2: :rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Sep 17, 2019
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  12. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:23 AM
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    Morning Raff! :wave::wave: :plane:
     
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  13. Sep 17, 2019 at 5:30 AM
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    Darkness

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    Darkness Allergic to white

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    It's really dark
    One of these things is not like the others

    20190917_060650.jpg
     
    Darkness, Sep 17, 2019
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  14. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:21 AM
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    Patch999

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    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Round two. Hope yall have a good one.
     
    Patch999, Sep 17, 2019
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  15. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:24 AM
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    Tempest

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    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    GOOD MORNING!
     
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  16. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:28 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Safe travels Alfie.
     
    Jim LE 1301, Sep 17, 2019
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  17. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:29 AM
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    Pinay

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    Pinay New Member

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    Will you have wifi? Asking for a friend. :anonymous:
     
    Pinay, Sep 17, 2019
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  18. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:31 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    No valve replacement planned Ronald. They are still doing tests a d are going to monitor it.
     
    Jim LE 1301, Sep 17, 2019
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  19. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:32 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    Jim LE 1301, Sep 17, 2019
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  20. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:40 AM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Fall is definitely here.

    Translation: it's 34 Freedom Units right now...

    Capture2.jpg
     
    Outbound, Sep 17, 2019
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  21. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:42 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Happy Birthday Tim.:cheers:
     
    Jim LE 1301, Sep 17, 2019
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  22. Sep 17, 2019 at 6:59 AM
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    Tempest

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    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    Good morning tundra crew! Happy Tuesday! Time for coffee and to get this day started!
     
    Tempest, Sep 17, 2019
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  23. Sep 17, 2019 at 7:05 AM
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    This should be a simple mod that we can perform in your driveway!! :burp:
     
    Pinay, Sep 17, 2019
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  24. Sep 17, 2019 at 7:09 AM
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Good morning Tundras
     
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  25. Sep 17, 2019 at 7:24 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :worthless:
     
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    Hahaha the mod is on your aneurism Jim!!
     
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  27. Sep 17, 2019 at 7:26 AM
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    Morning, everyone!
     
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Dude. The key is to buy her the earrings FIRST. Always keep the surplus on her side. Always.

    I always tell my wife “no problem” when she wants to spend money. I then take that amount and apply it to the balance I keep in my head. I can list off every unnecessary purchase she’s made in 25 years of marriage.

    Wife: “Are you sure we need to spend thirty dollars on a set of nunchucks?”
    Me: “Were you sure we needed to spend thirty dollars on those twisty hair roller things in 1996?”
     
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    Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
     
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  30. Sep 17, 2019 at 7:43 AM
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    And do you realize that with the time value of money $30 in 1996 is more like $40 now? You shorted yourself some cash.
     
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