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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Hope you pounded some good brews Sean !
     
  2. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:08 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Awwwwww
     
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    Keg stand anyone? :benchpress:

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  4. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:11 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    I don't know how i'm gonna tell you,,,, i can't play with you no more
     
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  5. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:12 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    I FUC%^&G Love This! Well played:thumbsup:
     
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  6. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:14 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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  7. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:23 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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  8. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:27 PM
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    It’s standard

    You wouldn’t understand. :rofl:
     
  9. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:27 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Gonna need it. We got a bleeder! :rofl:

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  10. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:30 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Brah, I’m fuckederd up, going home.

    Wheeling in morning, I thinkded.
     
  11. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:40 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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  12. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:46 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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  13. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:47 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Out! Beer thirty! Looking for a dancehall
     
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  14. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:52 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Right? The damn song has my name right in it too!
    :rofl:
     
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  15. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:52 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    he did.....................
     
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  16. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:52 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  17. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:54 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    SMH........lol.....
     
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  18. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:56 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    :burp::der::burp::anonymous:
     
  19. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:56 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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  20. Sep 14, 2019 at 8:59 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  21. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:02 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Imagining that this is something else :anonymous:, what can I do when the roommate's hand you one? I can't turn it down, that would be rude of me :anonymous: :cheers:
     
  22. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:10 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Looks like your stayin @ a real nice place:eek2: I can put you in a marriott, and you can drink better beer
     
  23. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:12 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Hey, 3 full beds, room cleaned daily, $115 per guy for 7 nights, no complaints here
     
  24. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:13 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Ok Adam, i got ya. Enjoy my friend!!
     
  25. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:16 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    It's not The Marriott, but it suits us fine ;)
     
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  26. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:21 PM
    Tempest

    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    Sure it's all fun and games until someone starts to bleed! Lol
     
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  27. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:41 PM
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  28. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:46 PM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Whose who?
     
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  29. Sep 14, 2019 at 9:54 PM
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    Left to right, Nelson, Sean and Anthony
     
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  30. Sep 14, 2019 at 10:12 PM
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    I couldn’t even get the combination lock open on the front gate. My 10 year old had to get it. Lmfao. Wife pusssed. Pissed. Whatever.


    I’m fuckered.

    Damn Mia Tia’s got me again....
     

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