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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:51 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Yep, but you can only get it in those three states Area-51-Bud-Light.jpg
     
  2. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:51 AM
    Tempest

    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    I've never seen that here..what does it look like?
     
  3. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:52 AM
    Tempest

    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    Now I'll have to go see if we have that! Lmao
     
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  4. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:52 AM
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    Mahal kita Kuya
    You want me to look?? I was gonna pick up something...refreshing to drink :rofl:
     
  5. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:52 AM
    JMB

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    See above. Just started selling today. It's for the aliens that are getting freed from area 51.
     
  6. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:53 AM
    Pinay

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    But we’re storming Area 51!!
     
  7. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:53 AM
    JMB

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    If you would. I'll pay for the beer and shipping. Plus beer for you also.
     
  8. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:54 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    You want a 6-pack?
     
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  9. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:55 AM
    JMB

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    To free the aliens. Arby's apparently is going to be there too. So it's beef and beer for the little green guys.
     
  10. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    JMB

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    Two?
     
  11. Sep 13, 2019 at 11:57 AM
    Pinay

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    Sweet!!! I’ll stick around after we storm the base then!

    Ok! I’ll let you know!
     
  12. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:03 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Our HR people are pretty cool, but I like to aggravate them. I always joke around the office that I don’t take calls from HR. Just gotta remind people sometimes it’s a joke.

    A few years ago we had a new receptionist here. I hear her answer the phone one day, and after a few seconds she says “I’m sorry. He doesn’t accept phone calls from Human Resources”.

    She’d already hung up before I could say anything. Within seconds, my cell phone was ringing......
     
  13. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:04 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    We don't have HR dept . . .
     
  14. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:05 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  15. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:09 PM
    JMB

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    Great! If you find some we can make arrangements via PM! Thanks!:thumbsup:
     
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  16. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:13 PM
    War Machine

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    Our HR department is good at their jobs, but not like most companies have.

    I hired a guy from Italy several years ago. I had to send in his green card or whatever. The whole HR department called me on conference call. This is pretty much exactly how it went:

    “Did you really hire a guy from Italy?”

    “Yes”

    “Is he hot?”

    “What?”

    “Is he one of those good looking Italian Stallion types like in the movies?”

    “I don’t know. Looks like a normal guy.”

    “Can you take a picture of him and send it to us?”

    “Can you guys tell me who I complain to when it’s the HR department doing the harassment?”
     
  17. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:18 PM
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    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  18. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:22 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    No?? She just a white chick with dark hair??? I really thought she was....hmm.... My bad
     
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  19. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:23 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    You can't tattoo mascara ma'am.... You can eyeliner but I don't even wear that 99% of the time
     
  20. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:24 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Now she is blonde??? Wtf....I thought she was a brunette.... Maybe I need to go back to the doc to have my eyes checked again
     
  21. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:27 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    So you have nothing to worry about. :rofl:
     
  22. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:27 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Thanks Noble
     
  23. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:28 PM
    War Machine

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    We must not be seeing the same pictures. @ARamirez73 ?
     
  24. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:29 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I dunno..... She's married at a Latino.... She may have picked up a few things:rofl:
     
  25. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:29 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Thanks Jenna
     
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  26. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:29 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    I'm either old or blind as fuck. I thought pics in the past we of her with dark hair.... Or maybe I thought she died it. I don't freaking know any more. I quit!
     
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  27. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:31 PM
    Jim LE 1301

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    There's only one way to confirm it. :p:rofl:
     
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  28. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:31 PM
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    I already quit lol no confirming now lol
     
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  29. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:39 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    She's always had her hair like that, her mom blonde n white, dad white, brother white, not an ounce of Latin in her background
     
  30. Sep 13, 2019 at 12:40 PM
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