Note to self concerning ramen noodles

while it’s never generally never a good idea to eat packaged ramen don’t get distracted by your kid while you are making them and put them in the microwave with no water on them, they will catch on fire. My whole house smells like burning noodles now

 

I'm more of a medium rare guy myself.

 

Make him eat them while you tell "Back in my day" stories

 

Looks al dente.

 

They did have a bit of a bite to them

 

I kinda like them uncooked. Read something the other day saying to carry them hiking/hunting whatever. Eat them uncooked, sprinkle seasoning on to taste.

 

Wife burned our whole first floor making French fries and leaving the oil on. Flashed.. Phewph!
2003 I believe.

 

That’s one hell of a burn one up. I’ll take the ramen...

 

Yeah.. That was some sh*t. Lol

 

Why would you break up the noodle block?

 

How did that wine taste above the microwave - after wards? LOL

Glad everyone was ok - you've got a lifetime supply of "wife cooking jokes". How soon after the fire did you drop the first one?

 

Buddy's kids did this! they thought water got added at the end because he puts an ice cub in it afterwards to help cool them off for them

 

7 foot long noodles and a 4 year old is just a bad combination for whatever room she is eating them in, also the four break method has been a staple for me since college seems to cook more evenly in the microwave

 

Yeah what he said for sure ⬆️

 

Dexterize the room.

 

I legit needed a laugh....thank you!

 

It’s the least I could do as I lay here with a bottle febreze air freshener clutched against my chest spraying it every so often like an automatic bathroom sprayer to fight off the stink

 

There is a 100% chance that she is smarter and better at life than me so you should be good

 

Ouch, I feel for you. Ill take burn stink in the house over that any day

 

My name is Spraynard and I approve of this thread!

 

after buying new hardwood floors I had one of those upright electric water cooler/dispensers leak. Swelled the hardwood, fortunately it was only in a corner and isn't that noticeable. I know it's there though....

Good luck. Hardwood gets beat up so quick, I'm not sure it's the investment I thought it would be.

 

First joke was actually from the opposite side of our street as the house burnt. The whole neighborhood was outside. I told her if she wanted a new kitchen, all she had to do was ask.

The following day her inbox was full of McDonald's French fry wrappers. She will never live that down, but it's all in good spirit.

We go through a drive through or restaurant for fries now.. Lol

 

Well I see what im doing wrong. To get extra mod money. All this time y'all been feeding your kids Roman and I never knew how you get all this money coming in to mod your trucks now I finally get it. I'm heading to the store now. Roman for the hole family this month.

 

I see floors like this all the time being a plumber. It sucks real bad to make an insurance claim but sometimes that's the best thing unless you do floors for a living. I just wouldn't even have the time to replace all that.

 

Looks great!