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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:41 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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  3. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:43 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I carry a travel size can of Lysol and always bring my own woobie when I stay in hotels.
     
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  4. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:44 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    That's not a bad idea!
     
  5. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:44 PM
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  6. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:46 PM
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    You better get a new room!!
     
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  7. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:51 PM
    Pinay

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    Sitting in my rig waiting for a plan of extrication, having unseatbelted in my panic...NO. :burp:
     
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  8. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:53 PM
    Pinay

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    Nope!! Need to pay attention! :oops:
     
  9. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:55 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I have spent a lot of time in hotels. Imagine what you do in those rooms. Then you have thousands of people doing those things in those rooms.
    Flip flops in the shower, never go barefoot in the rooms. Spray everything with lysol. Bring your own woobie. I almost always stay at IHG and Candlewoods. I still do all of that. I'm not a germaphobe, people are nasty and the help is sometimes lazy.
     
  10. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:58 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Why would you want @COMiamiFan with you?
     
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  11. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:00 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Hes good company, everyone knows that!
     
  12. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:01 PM
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    And never ever and I mean never ever under no circumstance open the lid to the ice bucket, just take it and put it on the hallway. Once I was checked in and when I went to the room I grabbed the ice bucket took the lid off and someone dropped a deuce in it, yes you read that right a deuce...
     
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  13. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:05 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    :facepalm::puke:
     
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  14. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:08 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Cause I’m clean
     
  15. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:08 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:
     
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  16. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:09 PM
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    No effin way
     
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  17. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:10 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Make sure there’s toilet paper before it’s too late
     
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  18. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:10 PM
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    I hear ya!
    I travel a lot (in my opinion) too, but my travel kit could use some more sanitization items. Haha
     
  19. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:12 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Yep, done that more than once.
     
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  20. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:15 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :wave:
    Awe such a nice guy watching it for me so I don't have to
    :wave:
    :wave:
    :wave:
    :wave:
     
  21. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:16 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Hey Tundra freaks
     
  22. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:16 PM
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    Yep, tossed my cookies when and complained. Free night in new room, and about 50,000 points on my priority club card.
     
  23. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:21 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    How did they know it wasn’t yours? You could have planted it to get free upgrades?

    You took the deuce in the bucket didn’t you? :rofl:
     
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  24. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:22 PM
    poheller

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    Stop it, did not. It was fermented you could tell it wasn’t fresh.
     
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    Good evening Bree!
     
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  26. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:35 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Ditto
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I might have contributed a stain or 2 in a motel room before. :anonymous:
     
  28. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:37 PM
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    Tempest You feel lucky??!!

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    WOW..
    somethings should come with a warning label! Lmao
     
  29. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:44 PM
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    hey Bryan!
     
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  30. Sep 9, 2019 at 6:48 PM
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    Stayed at a "Sleep"hotel south of Richmond last week. Very nice. Sheets were soft and the bed was comfy. The breakfast was good too. Just under $100
     
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