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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 8, 2019 at 6:10 PM
    Scuba

    Scuba Sober member

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    My shop is directly across the street from a 5 Guys burgers. Every morning at 10 we are greeted with the lovely smell of grilled onions and bacon. :dancingbacon::drool:
     
  2. Sep 8, 2019 at 6:14 PM
    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    It’s really hard to resist eating too much bacon. Every month or so we get together with the family and make breakfast burritos out on the griddle. It starts with a giant pile of bacon. I could eat myself sick. I don’t, and I always just have a couple pieces. If I ate the way I wanted to, I would be 600 pounds ha ha ha ha
     
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  3. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:33 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  4. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:33 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Don!
     
  5. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:34 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  6. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:34 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  7. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:34 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  8. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:35 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  9. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:35 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  10. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  11. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:37 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Panda!
     
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  12. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:37 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Morning Don!
     
  13. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:38 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  14. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:39 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Christi!
     
  15. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:39 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Tundra Family!
    Let’s get our Monday on!
     
  16. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:42 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  17. Sep 9, 2019 at 2:55 AM
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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    G’day Tundra fools

    :muscleflexing:
     
  18. Sep 9, 2019 at 3:08 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.
    Pat:wave: @Grumpy Uncle
    Bree:wave: @4x4_Angel
    Lucas:wave: @Larmand
    Alfie:wave: @T500
    Kacie:wave: @Red Fox
    Bryan:wave: @Prostar 190
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    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A brisk 55° right now.

    Have a great/safe day.

    Slowly tagging, let me know if you don't want to be tagged.:D
     
  19. Sep 9, 2019 at 3:45 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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  22. Sep 9, 2019 at 4:59 AM
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  23. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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  24. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:01 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  25. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:20 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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  26. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:29 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    How was your weekend? Mine was busy but fun. My son in law wants to build a desk for his home office so we started on it Saturday. Sunday was my son’s birthday. We went to Top Golf and played a couple hours till the Cowboy game kicked off.
    Here is the desk progress so far.
    image.jpg
     
  27. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Chris! I wish I was going with you looks like a great time.
     
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  28. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:38 AM
    Prostar 190

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    Good morning Noble!
     
  29. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:39 AM
    Prostar 190

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  30. Sep 9, 2019 at 5:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kyle! We went to the lake so my weekend was good. Sounds like your weekend was busy. Was that a stain you put on the desk?
     
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