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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 6, 2019 at 1:50 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Getting to be like clockwork that this one employee calls out every Tuesday. She’s supposed to be the closing supervisor so now I have to stay for the 3rd night in a row. I like OT but this sucks. Thank god Labor Day is only a few weeks away, and we roll back our closing time.
     
  2. Aug 6, 2019 at 1:55 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I love the summer. Water activities. Harvest smells around the valley. But that said...I absolutely love the fall. Hunting, football, and the scenery as fall colors replace the summer greens.

    Hope this last month goes quickly for you. Going to be doing enough OT to pay for those tats and more truck mods.
     
  3. Aug 6, 2019 at 2:13 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Big save is on for wheels and tires
     
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  4. Aug 6, 2019 at 2:23 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Already know what you want?
     
  5. Aug 6, 2019 at 2:26 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    That's tough for sure. Kids acclimate better than adults do sometimes though.
     
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  6. Aug 6, 2019 at 2:26 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Don't have Method's money....was thinking Vision Nemesis in grey w/ Falkens or Goodyear Ultra terrains. 275/70/18
     
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  7. Aug 6, 2019 at 2:30 PM
    MARanger

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    Twins are heading to a new school, but so is the rest of their grade, no real change for them except teachers and Admin staff. . I'm happy about it since this is the closest school to our house, so easy drop offs. They are here for 4th and 5th, then on to the middle school which is on the other side of town. They don't start school until Aug 28th though
     
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  8. Aug 6, 2019 at 2:47 PM
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    Warning to NY: There's a huge storm a-coming!
    Have an awesome time!
     
  9. Aug 6, 2019 at 3:02 PM
    Inquiringone

    Inquiringone -Blue N Blac- an a little chrome

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    U can take the guy out of the garage, But U can’t take the garage out of the guy
    Not many yet, mostly stock.
    There’s Trouble in the making ...:rofl::rofl::rofl: :eek:
    have fun.!
     
  10. Aug 6, 2019 at 3:03 PM
    Inquiringone

    Inquiringone -Blue N Blac- an a little chrome

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    U can take the guy out of the garage, But U can’t take the garage out of the guy
    Not many yet, mostly stock.
    Now that’s entertainment...
     
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  11. Aug 6, 2019 at 3:19 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    And it’s a Dodge :facepalm:
     
  12. Aug 6, 2019 at 3:25 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I looked it up. It's a bathroom remodel company.

    Kinda dumb name for a remodeling company.
     
  13. Aug 6, 2019 at 3:39 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    Missed opportunity right there.

    Could have got a white tundra to do all that work.
     
  14. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:03 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's what she said.
     
  15. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:04 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    What your not driving?:eek:
     
  16. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:05 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :worthless:
     
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  17. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:05 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    And this is why it is thundering right now! It's going to rain any minute and for the next 2 days.:facepalm:
     
  18. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:23 PM
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    If'n your on your way to the rotten apple, your gonna drive right past my place. Well about 30 minutes out of the way.
     
  19. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:27 PM
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    They can either have fun, or be careful. Can't do both!:rofl::anonymous:
     
  20. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:30 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Hey now Harv......it's the expensive over taxed rotten apple.
     
  21. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:30 PM
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    That's not a very good boss then. Let him have his hissie fit. He's just mad that he would have to replace you!
     
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  23. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:36 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Walking 2 mile historic trail In Appleton WI.

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    Time for refreshment at local watering hole. Spotted Cow beer.

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  24. Aug 6, 2019 at 4:39 PM
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    I'm done terrorizing 4 wheelers on the interstate. That job is done. Now back to aggravating 'em on the side roads:devil:
    Just now
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  25. Aug 6, 2019 at 5:08 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Appleton brewery blueberry ale

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  26. Aug 6, 2019 at 5:10 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  27. Aug 6, 2019 at 5:13 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    When in WI gotta have cheese curds

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  28. Aug 6, 2019 at 6:17 PM
    GNTundra

    GNTundra The Notorious Troll Sniper

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    Every Dodge should be painted that way! :D
     
  29. Aug 6, 2019 at 6:22 PM
    GNTundra

    GNTundra The Notorious Troll Sniper

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    I was distracted by Miss Nalgas. You cant see them but I sure did! :drool:
    :annoyed:

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  30. Aug 6, 2019 at 6:26 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    You know all you can do is run to the end of your chain and bark.:D
     

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