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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:33 AM
    War Machine

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    Yep. You’re at least halfway there.

    I forgot the neighbor thing. Ron, shut the hell up! I don’t want to come to your crawfish boil, and yes, my power is out too. The whole street is out. No, my water bill didn’t seem high this month. I have no idea when heavy trash day is. Stop working in your flowerbed in your underwear.
     
  2. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:35 AM
    Jim LE 1301

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    Good morning all.
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    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A clear 68° right now.
    Have a great/safe day.

    Slowly tagging, let me know if you don't want to be tagged.:D
     
  3. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:39 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  4. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:43 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    My hair did the exact transition, though I am starting to thin out on top. For some reason I skipped gray and went straight to white. Don't forget about the occasional 4 inch long eyebrow hair.
     
  5. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:43 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Morning Jim
     
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  6. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:47 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Christi.
     
  7. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:48 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Hey girl.
     
  8. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:49 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Morning Ron
     
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  9. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:50 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Chris!
     
  10. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:51 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Morning Aaron!
     
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  11. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:51 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Stew.
     
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  12. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:53 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Andy!
     
  13. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:55 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Wayne!
     
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  14. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:55 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning
     
  15. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:55 AM
    Stumpjumper

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    You know what they say when you hit 50. "Never waste a hard on and never trust a fart"
     
  16. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:56 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Devin!
     
  17. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:57 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Morning Noble!
     
  18. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:59 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Word
     
  19. Jul 25, 2019 at 6:59 AM
    Y0TA PR0

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  20. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:00 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Awww. Get some bacon for Gemma too!
     
  21. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:00 AM
    Y0TA PR0

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  22. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:00 AM
    Y0TA PR0

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  23. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:00 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Morning all
    We were coming back from Brownwood last night and my wife hit a tire in the middle of the road. She managed to straddle it but her Highlander took a hit.
    Hopefully it’s something I can piece back together for now.
    51AC2D08-5CD3-4090-A2D2-DEDAFC7998AA.jpg
     
  24. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:01 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  25. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:01 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I am, just need the strength to get outta bed first
     
  26. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:02 AM
    Tundrablue

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    No, not old enough. 40+ to be in the club! :rofl:
     
  27. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:02 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  28. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:15 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Tim!
     
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  29. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:16 AM
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    Come on you guys...you are all ruining my image of you!

    I picture you all tanned, buff, full heads of hair Tundra driving, game shooting, meat grilling, beer swillin hunks!!!!;););)

    Stop ruining my day!!!:rofl:

    Good morning guys:wave::wave:
     
  30. Jul 25, 2019 at 7:17 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Morning Jim!
     
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