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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:00 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
     
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    Trooper2

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    :eek::eek2::eek:
     
  3. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:09 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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    o_O
     
  4. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:09 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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  5. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:13 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Fake News!
     
  6. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:13 PM
    War Machine

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    4EFBD1C9-E64D-432F-A85E-93AB46915042.jpg
     
  7. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:15 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That Corvette is probably slow to.
     
  8. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:18 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Cough......... cough
     
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  9. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:19 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I would comment about what that brought to my mind, but it would probably get me banned.

    And possibly divorced.
     
  10. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:36 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You left out the party in @War Machine mouth. I hear everyone is coming
     
  11. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:39 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    :rimshot:

    :laughing:
     
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  12. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:46 PM
    Trooper2

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    Its only about a half mile inside the beltway. Actually met my wife there about 25 yrs ago.
     
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  13. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:51 PM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Yeah but those beef fajitas are worth a little extra.
     
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  14. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:54 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    downloadfile-25.png
     
  15. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:55 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    $5..........$5 foot loooooong
     
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  16. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:57 PM
    Jim LE 1301

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  17. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:58 PM
    stewtopia

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    :popcorn:
     
  18. Jul 18, 2019 at 7:59 PM
    Trooper2

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  19. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:03 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    It was me that went to book club. Beer and a food truck, don't know if it was greasy, it was Caribbean food. Jerk stuff. Jim @driverdog went to an oceanfront bar that has beer and good, some greasy, food. You would probably like either one. C'mon out to VA.
     
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  20. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:08 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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  21. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:10 PM
    JMB

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    We read Good Omens first and then drank beer and talked about it. And about farmhouse brewery, the bridges in Chesapeake, running, dogs.....
     
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  22. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:42 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    I like it
     
  23. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:45 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Forward and reverse pedals on the right, manual brake on left or "Deadman brakes" when you let off F or R the machine applies the brakes
     
  24. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Don't do it!!!!!!
     
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  25. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Blueberry right?
     
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Don't you dare
     
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Something about these breads appealed to me for sammiches

    image.jpg
     
  28. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:46 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Cherry girl! Cherry!
     
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Cochino!
     
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  30. Jul 18, 2019 at 8:47 PM
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