Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Am I the only one who gets more pissed at a bad Tundra driver than I do someone who drives another brand? For some reason, I expect more from them, and feel disappointed in them.

 

One of our salesman has a white tundra, and had no idea the colors affected speed.

 

Must make deliveries on weekend. Give him a raise so he can afford a black one.

 

Even more if it’s a black one. I’m like come on man!

 

Hard to do, but I’d give the 2nd a solid 300+. The other maybe mid 2’s

 

Same bear

 

I figured about 90" long and 40-42" high... big ol male chasing a couple females

 

Is it true that you should be aggressive toward a black bear if encountered in the wild?

 

They probably thought you were family with all the hair.

 

So, if you’re really trying to impress a lady, which of the Dollar General canned cheeses would you guys say is fanciest?

 

Did those white cable company trucks hook up cable in your truck?

 

I’ve got it. You saved my mother when she was in labor. It was January, a blizzard had come in....she was stranded on the side of the road trying to get to the hospital, maybe no one else would go looking for her since the storm was too bad....I’ve spent 43 years tracking down the mystery man who saved us.

I was born in Arkansas so I can even back it up with paperwork.

 

No, i ordered pizza but they took too long and got lost and they ate most of it by the time they found me!

 

Situational....never be aggressive to a sow with cubs, but do not turn your back to her. Back away keeping eyes on her location. Best thing to do is make noise on the trail, and they usually get out of your way. I just hang my keys or something metallic on my backpack that makes noise as I walk.

 

I’d read something like “if it’s black, attack, if it’s brown, lay down” somewhere.

 

What.

 

Winchester makes good metallic sound too

 

Ok, with the 2 heights I was unsure. From the second pic I’d say 3’s. Biggest I’ve seen was 515 that the wardens put down after it broke into a camper. That was a monster.

 

I ran one over in a Mack truck and empty water tank. Bout bounced me on my side. That was a 400 pounder did $15k of damage to the truck

 

Still nothing compared to the Browns I saw in Alaska

 

Good evening Tundra Family!
A busy start to the day today. Was up early enough to wash and dry the Tundra before we teed off at 7AM. Got home after that and did the wheels, tires and a quick spray detail. Then I turned my attention to the Avalon. Wash, dry, windows, wheels, tires, spray detail. Was done by 11:30.
Left around noon to go to a relative’s graduation party above Bangor, PA. Took both the tundra and the Avalon to accommodate the number of people going. Spent the afternoon there. Weather was great for a party. The trip up was a bit slow due to traffic. The trip home was much faster and more fun on the curvy route down along the Delaware River. The Tundra handled great on the curves. Checked the mileage when we got down here. 18.3 MPG was surely nothing to complain about.

 

Where’s the washed tundra pics?

 

We just get these guys mostly.

 

Fumunda cheese!