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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:11 AM
    Inquiringone

    Inquiringone -Blue N Blac- an a little chrome

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    That's an unusual tan line on your ankle...:rofl: Hope your having fun at the lake. :cheers:
     
  2. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:12 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Yep.
     
  3. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:15 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    He wears no-show socks
     
  4. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  5. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:18 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    This^^^
     
  6. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:19 AM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Hard time for sure. We had the same conversation when my mom had her stroke and was given a 30% chance of recovery. She luckily pulled through, though she never regained full speech or mobility. Prayers for you and your family at this time
     
  7. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:24 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning Bryan
     
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  8. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:28 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I’m gonna start some surveillance.
     
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  9. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:43 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I had a coworker a few years back who was going on a first date with a girl he really liked. He was trying to come up with ideas to impress her. I offered three options:

    1) I pretend to mug them, so he could do some Kung Fu and look like a total badass hero.
    2) I come up to them at the restaurant, all happy to see him. I then tell her a story about he saved my ass in ‘nam. He looks like a badass hero.

    He said she wasn’t the type to be impressed by violence, so I offered option 3:

    3) Same scenario, but the story is how I was depressed, alcoholic, and on drugs. He talked me down from a bridge, moved in with me, got me clean, and completely saved my life and turned it around. This would show what a great, sensitive, and caring young man he was.

    He didn’t take me up on any of them, but I think my plans were sound. Let me know if you want to arrange something. I can do one of those standard packages, or we can customize something for you specifically.
     
  10. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:51 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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  11. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:52 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :drool:
     
  12. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:53 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    So freaking delicious.
    It's been years since I've had a donut, and this hit the spot!
     
  13. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:17 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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  14. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:18 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  15. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:18 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  16. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:26 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  17. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:33 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Sorry to hear Christy, thoughts and prayers your way.
     
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  18. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:41 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    An arm and a leg I would imagine
     
  19. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:43 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Set 16 trusses already now for some pearlings and done for the day.
     
  20. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:45 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning Dave
     
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  21. Jul 13, 2019 at 8:50 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Looks like it was a fairly easy swap!
    Good luck on such a long drive in such a small car :anonymous:
     
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  22. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:10 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Sounds good!
    I had a 95 accord with the elusive 2.7 v6.
    That thing would scream! I went through tires like crazy
     
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  23. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:15 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    They are light as hell, so when you put a little power under the hood they become deathtraps!
    The 2.7 was from the Acura legend and IIRC it was only used in 95. The whole nose of the v6 car was longer than the 4cyl cars by 4 inches to fit the engine. The thing was a unicorn.
     
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  24. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:21 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  25. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:22 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    That's a good inside man to have!

    That beast was my one and only Honda. I was about to do a 5 speed swap on it when I got my 240 and pretty much lost interest in FWD :burnrubber:
     
  26. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:22 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Is he giving those out now?
    :boink:
     
  27. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:24 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    In lieu for the railroad spikes I'm doing, but I'm so busy I haven't had a chance to finish em and get em out :oops:
     
  28. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:26 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Wax...he waxes them!
     
  29. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:30 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Oh crap I forgot about those!
    Shoot me a PM when you have a minute on how to get all squared up :thumbsup:
     
  30. Jul 13, 2019 at 9:31 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Paint it tundra white! It will creep down the road.:rofl:
     

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