1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site
    Quick Links: Spray gun and compressor setup for home garage Make your own watch Secret Santa 2023: Wish List Thread Get 'em Done!!! Best Sounding Blue Tooth Speakers - What do you use? Wolf Tshirt Review Roadside kits

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

Page 3991 of 8088
  1. Jul 12, 2019 at 4:57 AM
    #119701
    War Machine

    #119701
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    It would come out blurry as hell.
     
    War Machine, Jul 12, 2019
    #119701
    jewsNbrews, Tundrablue, Prostar 190[QUOTED] and 1 other person like this.
  2. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    #119702
    Notachickmagnet

    #119702
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    Could you imagine all that fur flying around !!? You know, sasquatch-ee and a Malinois :eek2:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119702
    Racingjohndeere55, jewsNbrews, T500 and 3 others like this.
  3. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    #119703
    War Machine

    #119703
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    I’ve got to work tomorrow. :(
     
    War Machine, Jul 12, 2019
    #119703
    T500 and Notachickmagnet like this.
  4. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    #119704
    Prostar 190

    #119704
    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,540
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    Prostar 190, Jul 12, 2019
    #119704
    Fishman57 likes this.
  5. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    #119705
    Prostar 190

    #119705
    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,540
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    Prostar 190, Jul 12, 2019
    #119705
    Watt maker likes this.
  6. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    #119706
    Notachickmagnet

    #119706
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    :eek:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119706
    T500 and War Machine[QUOTED] like this.
  7. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:02 AM
    #119707
    Notachickmagnet

    #119707
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    Happy Friday Ron! Are you going to go explore PA.?
    Good morning!!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119707
    Watt maker likes this.
  8. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:05 AM
    #119708
    War Machine

    #119708
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    I know, right? I have this system that usually works:

    My assistant manager makes the Saturday schedule. He never puts me on it, because he says “The boss shouldn’t have to.”
    I always tell him he needs to put me in the rotation because I’m a team member just like everyone else, but he still never does.
    This time he actually did. What the hell man?
     
    War Machine, Jul 12, 2019
    #119708
    jewsNbrews, Patch999, Prostar 190 and 5 others like this.
  9. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:07 AM
    #119709
    Notachickmagnet

    #119709
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    Lol!!! You need a new assistant manager !
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119709
    jewsNbrews, Prostar 190, Tundrablue and 1 other person like this.
  10. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:10 AM
    #119710
    Fishman57

    #119710
    Fishman57 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2018
    Member:
    #20524
    Messages:
    2,271
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Wayne
    Bucks County, PA
    Vehicle:
    2019 Tundra 1794 Barcelona Red Crewmax
    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    It's amazing what you can find mold in. Have you ever seen the reports about mold in kid's juice boxes? It's disgusting. I won't buy them for the grandkids.
     
    Fishman57, Jul 12, 2019
    #119710
    jewsNbrews, TXMiamiFan[QUOTED], Prostar 190 and 5 others like this.
  11. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:14 AM
    #119711
    War Machine

    #119711
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    Yeah, it’s always been great. I don’t work Saturdays, but get to look like I’m a team player by complaining about it in front of everyone.
     
    War Machine, Jul 12, 2019
    #119711
    jewsNbrews, Patch999, Prostar 190 and 2 others like this.
  12. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:16 AM
    #119712
    War Machine

    #119712
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    It’s best not to think about it.
     
    War Machine, Jul 12, 2019
    #119712
    jewsNbrews, Prostar 190, Notachickmagnet and 1 other person like this.
  13. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:17 AM
    #119713
    Notachickmagnet

    #119713
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    All those options sound good!!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119713
    Watt maker likes this.
  14. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:17 AM
    #119714
    Black Wolf

    #119714
    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2014
    Member:
    #378
    Messages:
    42,466
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    Alamosa, CO
    Vehicle:
    2022 Nissan Frontier SV 4X4
    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    Have a safe boring flight Jose!
     
    Black Wolf, Jul 12, 2019
    #119714
    Notachickmagnet likes this.
  15. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:18 AM
    #119715
    War Machine

    #119715
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    Gettysburg would be awesome. Get @Racingjohndeere55 to show you around. He was there for the battle.
     
    War Machine, Jul 12, 2019
    #119715
    Racingjohndeere55, jewsNbrews, Watt maker and 2 others like this.
  16. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:18 AM
    #119716
    War Machine

    #119716
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    Take a sky dump.
     
    War Machine, Jul 12, 2019
    #119716
    TXMiamiFan[QUOTED], Watt maker, T500 and 1 other person like this.
  17. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:19 AM
    #119717
    Notachickmagnet

    #119717
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    :rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119717
    War Machine[QUOTED] likes this.
  18. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:19 AM
    #119718
    Black Wolf

    #119718
    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2014
    Member:
    #378
    Messages:
    42,466
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    Alamosa, CO
    Vehicle:
    2022 Nissan Frontier SV 4X4
    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    GOOD MORNING TUNDRA BREAKFAST CLUBBERS!!!
     
    Black Wolf, Jul 12, 2019
    #119718
    OR18TRD, jewsNbrews, Watt maker and 8 others like this.
  19. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:19 AM
    #119719
    Black Wolf

    #119719
    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2014
    Member:
    #378
    Messages:
    42,466
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    Alamosa, CO
    Vehicle:
    2022 Nissan Frontier SV 4X4
    TuwaPro rack, Z1 Offroad stuff, NISMO suspension stuff, FlowmasterFX Extreme exhaust, AIS, OVS, J&L can, other goodies on the way
    Hee.. hee
     
    Black Wolf, Jul 12, 2019
    #119719
    Notachickmagnet and War Machine[QUOTED] like this.
  20. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:19 AM
    #119720
    Notachickmagnet

    #119720
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    Good morning Matt !:wave::wave:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119720
  21. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:28 AM
    #119721
    Notachickmagnet

    #119721
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    This is probably a dumb question...and I have Amazon Prime...but what exactly is Prime day? Lol
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119721
    jewsNbrews, T500 and War Machine like this.
  22. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:31 AM
    #119722
    Notachickmagnet

    #119722
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    Hi Christi!
    She is good!
    This week she is fascinated with the bath tub!...
    Next week? Who knows!
    This is last nites ballgame!20190711_223210.jpg
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119722
    jewsNbrews, Watt maker, Patch999 and 7 others like this.
  23. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:31 AM
    #119723
    Fishman57

    #119723
    Fishman57 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2018
    Member:
    #20524
    Messages:
    2,271
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Wayne
    Bucks County, PA
    Vehicle:
    2019 Tundra 1794 Barcelona Red Crewmax
    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    That was huge! The amount of movement of star players in the NBA is incredible.
     
    Fishman57, Jul 12, 2019
    #119723
    jewsNbrews, War Machine[QUOTED] and Notachickmagnet like this.
  24. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:37 AM
    #119724
    Fishman57

    #119724
    Fishman57 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2018
    Member:
    #20524
    Messages:
    2,271
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Wayne
    Bucks County, PA
    Vehicle:
    2019 Tundra 1794 Barcelona Red Crewmax
    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    That's awesome! For a youngster to have such values is incredible. Something to be very proud of.
     
    Fishman57, Jul 12, 2019
    #119724
    jewsNbrews, Tundrablue, Leo's first and 1 other person like this.
  25. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:38 AM
    #119725
    Sas

    #119725
    Sas Humor is everywhere

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2018
    Member:
    #17087
    Messages:
    4,406
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    OKC, OK
    Vehicle:
    '17 SR5 CM TSS 4WD MGM 5.7 FF
    Lost track after #1.
    Sas, Jul 12, 2019
    #119725
    jewsNbrews, War Machine[QUOTED] and Notachickmagnet like this.
  26. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:39 AM
    #119726
    Fishman57

    #119726
    Fishman57 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2018
    Member:
    #20524
    Messages:
    2,271
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Wayne
    Bucks County, PA
    Vehicle:
    2019 Tundra 1794 Barcelona Red Crewmax
    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    Happy Friday Tundra Family!
     
    Fishman57, Jul 12, 2019
    #119726
    OR18TRD, jewsNbrews, Watt maker and 5 others like this.
  27. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:40 AM
    #119727
    Notachickmagnet

    #119727
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    Thank you!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119727
    jewsNbrews and Fishman57[QUOTED] like this.
  28. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:43 AM
    #119728
    Notachickmagnet

    #119728
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    She is fun! But she is a tad bit bitchy with a slight attitude :eek2:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
    #119728
    jewsNbrews, Tundrablue and Leo's first like this.
  29. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:50 AM
    #119729
    Tundrablue

    #119729
    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2018
    Member:
    #18095
    Messages:
    7,624
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Dave
    Ohio
    Vehicle:
    2018 Blazing Blue Pearl Tundra TRD
    Good morning Christi
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 12, 2019
    #119729
  30. Jul 12, 2019 at 5:50 AM
    #119730
    Tundrablue

    #119730
    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2018
    Member:
    #18095
    Messages:
    7,624
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Dave
    Ohio
    Vehicle:
    2018 Blazing Blue Pearl Tundra TRD
    Morning Alfie!
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 12, 2019
    #119730
    T500[QUOTED] likes this.
Page 3991 of 8088
Register FREE to Reply!

Products Discussed in

Rough Country BA2 Running Boards for Toyota Tundra CrewMax (2022-2025) - Wide 5" Non-Slip Side Steps
$379.95
APS Black Running Boards Style Compatible with Toyota Tundra 2022-2025 CrewMax (Nerf Bars Side Steps Side Bars)
$230.95
Chill Guy Meme T-Shirt
$13.97
Plano Storage Trunk - 108 Quart w/ Wheels (1819) - Hunter Green
$34.97
Spidertrax WHS023 Wheel Spacer Kit
$175.99
Casina Rossa Fennel & Salt, 3.5 oz. Jar
$18.91
501 Spanish Verbs: Fully Conjugated in All the Tenses and Moods in a New Easy-To-Learn Format (English and Spanish Edition)
$24.50
BVYY Spy Camera 1080P WiFi Hidden Camera Wireless Indoor Secret Cameras Mini Nanny Spy Cam Home Security Surveillance Cameras Micro Small Monitor Video Cam with Motion Detection App Control
$18.98
Plantronics - Voyager 5200 UC (Poly) - Bluetooth Single-Ear (Monaural) Headset - USB-A Compatible to connect to your PC and/or Mac - Works with Teams, Zoom & more - Noise Canceling
$76.98
Blackstone 5013 Collapsible 17” and 22” Tabletop Griddle Stand with Adjustable Legs and a Removable Side Shelf, Powder Coated Steel, Black
$97.00
Amazon Basic Care Stool Softener Laxative, Docusate Sodium 100 mg, Softgels, For Constipation Relief, 100 Count
$3.59
SUNAPEX 12V Solar Trickle Charger for Boat Battery Solar Battery Charger 12 Volt Waterproof 8W Solar Battery Maintainer for Car Truck Boat RV Motorcycle Marine Trailer Battery
$39.99
Liliful 59" Blow up Doll Inflatable Bachelors Party Accessories Halloween Party Props Decoration Judy Doll
$17.98
I'd Rather Be Riding My Horse License Plate Frame Animal for Car Decorative Parts License Plate for Standard Us Canada License Plate Holder 12x6"
$13.99
Crossdresser Thong Panty Camel Toe Hiding Gaff Shaping Boxers Brief for Men Underwear for Crossdresser Transgender
$16.98
CKAuto Universal Tire Repair Kit, Heavy Duty Car Emergency Tool Kit for Flat Tire Puncture Repair, 36 Pcs Value Pack, Tire Plug Kit fit for Autos, Cars, Motorcycles, Trucks, RVs, etc.
$19.98
Alcohol Refractometer for Spirit Alcohol Volume Percent Measurement with Automatic Temperature Compensation (ATC), Range 0-80% v/v.
$18.98
NOW Foods Supplements, Vitamin C Crystals (Ascorbic Acid) Powder , Antioxidant Protection*, 8-Ounce
$9.15
Apple 2024 Mac Mini Desktop Computer with M4 chip with 10‑core CPU and 10‑core GPU: Built for Apple Intelligence, 16GB Unified Memory, 256GB SSD Storage, Gigabit Ethernet. Works with iPhone/iPad
$569.00
LockNFlate Tire Inflator Adapter 1/4 NPT (m) to Schrader Valve (m), Made in the USA, Brass, Upgrade the air chuck on any tire inflator, air compressor, or air hose.
$9.99
LockNFlate Locking Air Chuck - Six Steel Jaws Lock onto Any tire Valve - Won't Leak or pop Off - Rated to 150 PSI - Closed Flow
$39.99
Audew/EPAuto/AstroAI/JACO/DBPOWER/Mbrain Car Tire Inflator - Rubber Hose, Self-Locking Air Chuck, Standard Tire Valve, Fine Thread for 0.305" x32TPI Air Compressor Pump
$7.59
Duracell Coppertop AA Batteries with Power Boost Ingredients, 20 Count Pack Double A Battery with Long-lasting Power, Alkaline AA Battery for Household and Office Devices
$17.69
OMEO Full Rayon Bamboo Fiber Pillow Memory Foam Body Pillow for Side Sleeper, Huggable Long Body Pillow for Adults with Washable Pillowcase with Zipper, 20x54"
$33.99
PETNF Dog Dryer for Pet Grooming, Dog Hair Dryer Blower Dog Blow Dryer High Velocity Air Forced Blow Dryer for Large Dogs,Noise Reduction Pet Hair Dryer 3.2HP Adjustable Speed Temp Dogs Grooming Bath
$79.88
Hertzko Self Cleaning Slicker Brush for Dogs and Cats - Pet Hair Brush for Shedding Long and Short Hair - Easy Clean Retractable Bristles - Cat and Dog Grooming Tool - Purple
$14.99
FURminator Undercoat Deshedding Tool for Dogs, Deshedding Brush for Dogs, Removes Loose Hair and Combats Dog Shedding
$35.25
CarLashes® for Toyota RAV4 (2006–Present) - Car Eyelashes - Classic Black
$29.99
2Pcs Stainless Steel Smoker Box for Grill Barbecue Wood Chip Holder Charcoal Grill Smoker BBQ Smoker Accessories
$13.99
Snow Joe SJBLZD LED Illum n Broom LED Lighted 4 in 1 Snow Brush and Ice Scraper
$39.99
Ultimate Ears Boom 4 Portable Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker with 360-Degree, Bold, Immersive, Crystal-Clear Sound, Floating Speaker with 15-Hour Battery and 147ft (45m) Range - Black
$126.99
Seven Devils, Tennessee
$2.99
12 Disc Highly Reflective Owl Bird Scare, Extra Sparkly Owl Wind Spinner Outdoor Garden Decor, Bird Devices Deterrent to Scare Birds Squirrels Away for Yard Patio Farm
$25.99
UBUMO Men's Flip Flop Socks Tabi Split Toe Geta Wicking Cotton Pack of 4 Color 13 (No Show Style)
$16.98
iliD Smart Bidet Toilet Seat, Electric Elongated Ecoseat with Four Cleaning Modes, Adjustable Angle and Pressure, Remote Control, Slow Close Lid, Easy Installation, 2 Year Warranty
$249.99
Anker SOLIX C1000 Portable Power Station with 200W Solar Panel, 1800W Solar Generator, 1056wh LFP (LiFePO4) Battery, 6 AC Outlets, Up to 2400W for Home, Power Outages, and Outdoor Camping
$1,299.00
Jackery Solar Generator 1000 v2 with 200W Solar Panel,1070Wh Portable Power Station LiFePO4 Battery,1500W AC/100W USB-C Output, 1Hr Fast Charge for Outdoor,Off-Grid Living,RV,Emergency
$699.00
LUBA 2 AWD 3000H Robot Lawn Mower, Perimeter Wire Free Vision Robotic Lawnmower for 0.75 Acre Lawn, Cut Height 2.2"-4.0", 80% Slope, APP Control Compatible with Alexa, All-Wheel Drive, Anti-Theft
$2,499.00
Amazon Elements Chelated Magnesium 270mg 240 Tablets
$15.07
Equal-i-zer 4-Point Sway Control & Weight Distribution Hitch, 1200/12000 lbs, 90-00-1269, Includes Standard Hitch Shank & Pre-Installed Hitch Ball, Black
$799.00
VIENNA SPORT PEPPERS FOR CHICAGO DOGS 12 OZ
$19.69
AncestryDNA Genetic Test Kit: Personalized Genetic Results, DNA Ethnicity Test, Origins & Ethnicities, Complete DNA Test
$39.00
To Top