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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 11, 2019 at 11:18 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    Yeah, I wouldn't trust him either. White car, drive through car wash, that's 2 strikes already. Unless he never used the wash, just worked there.
     
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  2. Jul 11, 2019 at 11:22 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    My veteran buddy got tickets for the Yankee game against Blue Jays on Saturday.

    It’s military appreciation day. Free camo cap and a free beer.

    :oldglory:
     
  3. Jul 11, 2019 at 12:29 PM
    War Machine

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    Probably both. Most people don’t know how shitty those car washes are.
     
  4. Jul 11, 2019 at 12:51 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    I know I was one for a long time. Couldn't figure out where all the swirls were coming from all the time after washing. Finally investigated and then gave it a full detail. Now it's all hand washing 2 bucket method.
     
  5. Jul 11, 2019 at 12:52 PM
    Trooper2

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    Creeping around again???
     
  6. Jul 11, 2019 at 12:55 PM
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    88nitro305 New Member

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    Note to self don’t trust internal clock as a way to count how long stain has been sitting..
    60B78CBB-C020-44FC-8918-38F756F34D03.jpg D344A444-3FB9-40DF-AD3D-9D89C2B7FCA2.jpg
     
  7. Jul 11, 2019 at 1:12 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good afternoon Kacie!
     
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  8. Jul 11, 2019 at 1:14 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  9. Jul 11, 2019 at 1:15 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Bish! I drove a white toyota tercel in college! :mad:
     
  10. Jul 11, 2019 at 1:16 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good morning Steve
    Good morning Bryan
    Oooh
    Good morning Jim
     
  11. Jul 11, 2019 at 1:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I'm sure you probably used it. So it would be like working at a whorehouse and saying you never did anything while there.
     
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  12. Jul 11, 2019 at 1:18 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Exactly that's what he's saying!:D
     
  13. Jul 11, 2019 at 1:26 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Nice. I'd take a deuce in there :thumbsup:

    :rofl:
     
  14. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:04 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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    If I moved out to Texas could I get a job with you. Not even sure what you do but I bet I'm qualified for it
     
  15. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:13 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Got my floor and casting deck finished today.

    20190711_145254.jpg
     
  16. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:20 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Looks good man
    Drag it down to Montana next week and we’ll try it out on the Yellowstone river
     
  17. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:35 PM
    War Machine

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    And it took you 13 years to graduate.
     
  18. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:37 PM
    Inquiringone

    Inquiringone -Blue N Blac- an a little chrome

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    U can take the guy out of the garage, But U can’t take the garage out of the guy
    Not many yet, mostly stock.
    Drivers rush to grab cash after armored car's door flies open on Georgia highway
    Any one see this on the news.?:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    stewtopia

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    Or neither?
     
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    Outbound

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    I've always wanted to visit Montana...
     
  21. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:43 PM
    War Machine

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    Sorry. I might be able to overlook you being a yankee OR driving MGM, but not both.
     
  22. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:44 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    You and me both...someday I'll get there.
     
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  23. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:45 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    :rofl::rofl:

    He's a redsox fan not a Yankees fan :thumbsup:
     
  24. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:49 PM
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    Bet you $20 I could work circles around your current employees. from what I've heard y'all like to take it real slow down south :rofl:
     
  25. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:50 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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    I'm a fan of neither. I don't follow sports at all. the only time I'm ever concerned is super bowl season just so I have an excuse to go party
     
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    War Machine

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    Your truck came from here.
     
  27. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:52 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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    Hence why I want to move down. Well that and the gas prices... and places to go offroad... and gun laws...
     
  28. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:53 PM
    War Machine

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    Last guy I had from Massachusetts was a grumpy bastard. Loved that guy.
     
  29. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:54 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    :eek::eek2: :rofl:all good. Not everyone is into sports.
     
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  30. Jul 11, 2019 at 2:57 PM
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    I really do like sports... I was playing highschool football 3 years ago. I just decided its not something worth my time anymore
     
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