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  1. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:40 PM
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    A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
     
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  2. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:41 PM
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    Dang that’s a good deal. Assuming it’s just for those tires. You would have to pay again for the next set.

    I figured whatever duration they told me that I would go through two sets of tires all being covered for that one price.
     
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  3. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:43 PM
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  4. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:44 PM
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  6. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:46 PM
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    Sorry to hear this Christi
    Hope she is ok and gets well soon
     
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    You must go cut down the largest tree in this forest, with..... A HERRING!!!!
     
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  9. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:48 PM
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    Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
     
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  10. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:50 PM
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    Nice! Dude, how big is that?
     
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  11. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:52 PM
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    Welcome back. Was wondering what happened to you!
     
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  13. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:53 PM
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  14. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:54 PM
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    Thanks, I now know where the line is drawn to say the least
     
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    Welcome back Nick
     
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    Smart!
     
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  17. Jul 10, 2019 at 4:58 PM
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    Thanks, good to be back :)
     
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    :rofl: I still don’t know. I just try to play it safe!
     
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    Just caught up on a few pages
    1559E311-4B88-40E5-BD59-4B15E2862ED8.jpgDinner time
    Slummen tonight cheeseburger with a couple sweets
     
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    We demand...... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
     
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    I don't know that?
     
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    You have to know these things when you're a king
     
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    I'm almost able to recite The holy Grail word for word. just need some cues along the way and it all comes back to me :rofl:
     
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    I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent!?!?
     
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