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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 10, 2019 at 9:43 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    Bolt on

    :fistbump:
     
  2. Jul 10, 2019 at 9:43 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    Mall crawler only :rofl:
     
  3. Jul 10, 2019 at 10:23 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Maybe, maybe not
     
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  4. Jul 10, 2019 at 10:27 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  5. Jul 10, 2019 at 10:35 AM
    88nitro305

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    Yea gonna sand it, polyurethane today and tomorrow stain
     
  6. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:00 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I do believe you have a Tundra you can do this on...
     
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  7. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:03 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I don’t know where you guys got the impression that anyone currently messes with me, but they do not.
     
  8. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:24 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Who hit that stop sign lol.
     
  9. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:26 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Go fix that stop sign
     
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  10. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:27 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    @ARamirez73
     
  11. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:28 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Soon amigo....soon
     
  12. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:33 AM
    Y0TA PR0

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    Lol hopefully :thumbsup:
     
  13. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:45 AM
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    @War Machine: If you do it on the new Army green, it will be like the A10s and will definitely be BA. If you do it green and brown like the Flying Tigers P40s. That would be even more BA!
     
  14. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    That's what she said.
     
  15. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    War Machine

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    What size Gatling gun can I fit with a 3” lift without cutting?
     
  16. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    Outbound

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    Since I'm laid off right now and have nothing better to do, I figured I'd start improving my Lowe 1240 jon boat. I installed a second quick release bracket so The Woman can actually have a seat and not be stuck sitting on a cold metal bench. Then I pulled out a partial sheet of 3/4" marine grade plywood I had and cut it to size to make a removeable casting deck.

    Just need to finish it with some sort of floor, probably a foam or rubber gym floor type of material. Next up will be adding foam board between the ribs of the center section and screwing down a coroplast/hi-core plastic floor also covered with the gym floor material to give me a flat, tangle hazard free floor.

    Humming and hawing about removing the center section of the rear bench, but I think I'll leave that for a time when I have a garage and do it over winter.

    Look out trout! The fly fishing boat is almost ready.

    20190710_122406.jpg
     
  17. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning Panda!
    Morning Jim!
    Good morning Dave
     
  18. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:57 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Drill a hole on it and you can play cornhole while you wait for the fish to bite.
     
  19. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:58 AM
    Outbound

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    Not a bad idea! :D
     
  20. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:58 AM
    88nitro305

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    Ugh.... met my wife for a doctors appointment for the kiddo, pulling into a parking spot next to her and clipped the rear fender.... it was hard enough that she felt it... took some clear coat and paint off and a little dent...
     
  21. Jul 10, 2019 at 11:59 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    OK, which one of you was it?

    https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/M...ickup-Truck-at-Oak-Cliff-Motel-512517192.html

    Dallas police are trying to figure out how a dead body ended up in the back of a man's pickup truck Tuesday night.

    Police said the driver of a Toyota Tundra was staying at the Super 7 Inn motel in Red Bird in the 4200 block of Independence Drive when he noticed the body in the bed of his truck.

    The man told officers he noticed it as he looked down on his truck from his second floor motel room.

    After looking at surveillance video, detectives determined the body was already in the truck bed when the man arrived at the motel, police said.
     
  22. Jul 10, 2019 at 12:00 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek: that sucks! At least it was the wife's car and not some random
     
  23. Jul 10, 2019 at 12:01 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  24. Jul 10, 2019 at 12:02 PM
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    That’s what she said too... but man.. it’s a lease that we plan on buying
     
  25. Jul 10, 2019 at 12:09 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    :facepalm:
     
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  26. Jul 10, 2019 at 12:09 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    :facepalm:
     
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    4x4_Angel

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    Oh damn!

    You know, because of where I work I check the bed of my truck every time I come out of work... Mostly for two reasons:

    1. Homeless sleep wherever they can
    2. I've pissed off a few inmates in my time (not on purpose, but sometimes these people don't have their mind straight)

    Last thing I need is to have someone back there and get a crappy surprise....
     
  28. Jul 10, 2019 at 12:09 PM
    Tundrablue

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    At least the holes got dug!
     
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  29. Jul 10, 2019 at 12:09 PM
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    Ouch... That sucks
     
  30. Jul 10, 2019 at 12:11 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Yeah, the one on the left is badass! :rofl:
     
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