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  1. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:47 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I think she is having second thoughts. :rofl:
     
    Jim LE 1301, Jul 9, 2019
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  2. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:48 AM
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    Or when you step out of the shower!!
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 9, 2019
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  3. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:49 AM
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    Yeppers!!! We both are, it's beautiful out!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 9, 2019
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  4. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:50 AM
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    Yeah she might want to bite my face off!:rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 9, 2019
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  5. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:50 AM
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    Tundrablue

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    Awww. She wants some of your lipstick!
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 9, 2019
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  6. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:50 AM
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    Poor traumatized dog!!!!
     
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  7. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:51 AM
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    Tundrablue

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    It is! Gonna be a great day!
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 9, 2019
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  8. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:51 AM
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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 9, 2019
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  9. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:53 AM
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    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Tim!
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 9, 2019
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  10. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:54 AM
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    Black Wolf

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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    .

     
    Black Wolf, Jul 9, 2019
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  11. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:54 AM
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    :wave::wave:
     
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  12. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:57 AM
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    Tundrablue

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    Sweet! Enjoy!
    How’s the campground? Is it a nice place?
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 9, 2019
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  13. Jul 9, 2019 at 6:58 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :eek2:
     
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  14. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:02 AM
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    Good morning Tundra Family!
    Another gorgeous day today. Taking the boat out after lunch! Bella is ready to go!

    CCB95FB0-E765-49F0-8D18-F3331A5D0021.jpg
     
    Tundrablue, Jul 9, 2019
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  15. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:11 AM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Dave
     
    jewsNbrews, Jul 9, 2019
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  16. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:16 AM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :hattip:
     
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  17. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:20 AM
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  18. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:20 AM
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  19. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:24 AM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :hattip:
     
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  20. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:25 AM
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    Stainlesst

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    Stainlesst everybody loves an Inky. Inky Inky. go Inky go!

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    In the "Zone"...
    mornin all! just got my meds in me chased by my coffee...
     
    Stainlesst, Jul 9, 2019
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  21. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:25 AM
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    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Chris!
     
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  22. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:26 AM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Morning Dave!
     
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  23. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:27 AM
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    Stainlesst

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    Stainlesst everybody loves an Inky. Inky Inky. go Inky go!

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    going to the big D and don't mean Denver...
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    In the "Zone"...
    mornin dave! :pccoffee:
     
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Excellent. I remember a friend asking me “Did you just wash down a Vicodin with a 5 hour energy drink?”

    Yes. Yes I did.
     
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    Awww!!!:)
     
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    I think half my mods and detailing stuff was ordered when I was having a rough day. I also tend to buy really expensive stuff when my wife is mad and not talking to me.
     
    War Machine, Jul 9, 2019
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  27. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:43 AM
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    Stainlesst everybody loves an Inky. Inky Inky. go Inky go!

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    yeah its not so much that i need to get the pills down, its more of the i need to get the caffeine in me before i kill someone...
     
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  28. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:44 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Matt!
     
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  29. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:44 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yes it is!:bananadance:
     
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  30. Jul 9, 2019 at 7:45 AM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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