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  1. Jun 28, 2019 at 4:18 AM
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    Not til I get one first
     
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    I can see that. Traffic is pretty stupid in Houston, but that has to be way worse.
     
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  3. Jun 28, 2019 at 4:18 AM
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  5. Jun 28, 2019 at 4:19 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  6. Jun 28, 2019 at 4:19 AM
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    Older city, older roads.
     
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  7. Jun 28, 2019 at 4:19 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  8. Jun 28, 2019 at 4:19 AM
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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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    Mornin Bryan!
     
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  10. Jun 28, 2019 at 4:20 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Hot and humid. Lol
     
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  11. Jun 28, 2019 at 4:21 AM
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    Yer point?
     
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    Don't threaten me with a good time:p
     
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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    Nobody will get me a Sasquatch statue. :(
     
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    Morning sir. The booty is back!
     
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    Good morning tundra family, happy Friday.
     
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    That applies to pretty much the whole northeast
     
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    I'm in the ne. Taxes are just high enough to keep the rif raf out.
     
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    mine's leaving for the weekend her sister's getting married so bachelorette party weekend.
     
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    :rofl:I bet all your buddies love your Chanel #5
     
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    We've been having 90s and high humidity and that equals swampass I can only imagine what that feels like.
     
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    The only thing I can relate with is interior firefighting, without the protective gear
     
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    Ain't gettin pickles on my eyelids for anyone!
     
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    Oh no! I'm 14 miles over on my oil change20190628_075150.jpg
     
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