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  1. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:14 PM
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    MARanger

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    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    2 beers in and I've got a buzz. At least becoming a lite weight is cheaper on my wallet
     
    MARanger, Jun 27, 2019
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  2. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:22 PM
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    for me its like 3 or 4 within 20 minutes, then I get a buzz. my older brother gets about 3 mikes hard in and he starts slurring his words. sometimes i wonder if we're actually siblings
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Jun 27, 2019
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  3. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:31 PM
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    MARanger

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    used to kill a 30 easy....I'm fine where i am now
     
    MARanger, Jun 27, 2019
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  4. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:49 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Tacos. The hamburger fried in the shell type.
     
    Azblue, Jun 27, 2019
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  5. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:49 PM
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    :D20190627_183330.jpg 20190627_185348.jpg
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 27, 2019
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  6. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:52 PM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Finishing off the last of the spaghetti tonight. Grocery shopping tomorrow
     
    jewsNbrews, Jun 27, 2019
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  7. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:53 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Trying the smokehouse bourbon chicken from Churches
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Jun 27, 2019
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  8. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:57 PM
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    Probably overindulging
    :cheers:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 27, 2019
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  9. Jun 27, 2019 at 4:59 PM
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    4x4_Angel, Jun 27, 2019
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  10. Jun 27, 2019 at 5:00 PM
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    Raspberry margarita... well a pitcher full
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 27, 2019
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  11. Jun 27, 2019 at 5:01 PM
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    That frozen drink looks so good right now.....
    I feel like I just went swimming and instead of drying off I just threw all my clothes on :bananadead:
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Jun 27, 2019
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  12. Jun 27, 2019 at 5:04 PM
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    :rofl: :rofl::rofl:
     
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  13. Jun 27, 2019 at 5:05 PM
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    Gives ya a brain freeze!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 27, 2019
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  14. Jun 27, 2019 at 5:06 PM
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    ya I could go for some FG fries well done
     
    Leo's first, Jun 27, 2019
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  15. Jun 27, 2019 at 5:07 PM
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    Since I shaved my head my brain freezes faster :p:rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 27, 2019
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    :anonymous:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 27, 2019
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    :rofl:I was furiously back scrolling thinking I missed something :rofl:
     
    Leo's first, Jun 27, 2019
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    I got pretty long hair so I've been dealing with that as well and a brain freeze sounds very nice right now
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Jun 27, 2019
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    :rofl:
     
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    With extra cajun seasoning :drool:
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Jun 27, 2019
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    I actually prefer short hair. But I also work at a haunted maze every Friday and Saturday of October and I'm curious to see how my costume will look with long hair. plus one of my friends bet me $20 that I wouldn't be able to make it through summer without cutting my hair. its not even really about the money at this point, more like a "F you" to my friend. But I really do want to cut it off right now cause its a big sweaty mess.
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Jun 27, 2019
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Won’t be the first time you had five guys inside you.
     
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    :popcorn:
     
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    I call....
     
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    1/2 inch on top
     
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