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  1. Jun 25, 2019 at 5:49 PM
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    Azblue

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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Na man, you did your service for all of us. Thank you and enjoy being home.
     
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  2. Jun 25, 2019 at 5:50 PM
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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    It is here and cited under disorderly conduct for people who can't follow common rules.
     
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  3. Jun 25, 2019 at 5:50 PM
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    ^^^this^^^
     
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  4. Jun 25, 2019 at 5:51 PM
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Dick
     
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  5. Jun 25, 2019 at 5:52 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  6. Jun 25, 2019 at 5:53 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    and again ^^^THIS^^^
     
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  7. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:00 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Still looks good.
     
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  8. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:04 PM
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    War Machine

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    And there’s ice cream on the bottom
     
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  9. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:04 PM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    75 days till kick off...
     
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  10. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:09 PM
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    Ganmercy

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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    :infantry:
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  11. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:10 PM
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    War Machine

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    64B2B91C-9178-4AAC-A7E6-444DAE7523A9.jpg
     
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  12. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:11 PM
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    Ganmercy

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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Explains alot!:D
     
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  13. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:17 PM
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    No Gronk. No Bell. No Brown. Going to be interesting for sure. Cant wait! :cheers:
     
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  14. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:21 PM
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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :eek:
     
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  15. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:23 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:I figured he would probably back up.
     
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  16. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:24 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I guess you could have just asked him if he knew how to get rid of gonorrhea.
     
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  17. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:34 PM
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    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    My youngest son is hypoglycemic. We almost lost him about 15 years ago due to it. Some scary stuff to be sure.
     
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  18. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:43 PM
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    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    The doctors told us back then that he wasn't a child to send to bed without dinner as punishment. Well, my wife is half Polish. Not one of us goes hungry. Trust me.
    "You want a snack?"
    "Here's something to drink."
    "I made chocolate chip - chocolate chunk cookies today."
    etc
    etc
    etc

    I mean just today, I come home from work and she has a bunch of garlic Parmesan bacon knots and a cold beer waiting on me.
    And she didn't want to buy a thing. She just appreciates being able to be a stay at home mom.

    IMG_20190625_162144.jpg
     
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  19. Jun 25, 2019 at 6:47 PM
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    TRD-tv Menace2Ohio

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    those are some nice buds. im smoking on some Pineapple Express myself right now
     
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    Excuse me but those aren't pieces of marijuana. They are strips of bacon tied into knots with spices and cheese on top of them.

    FYI to everyone playing at home...
    You know that you're too high when you confuse bacon with marijuana.
     
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    i know:rofl:thats why i cut out all the context when i quoted you. i just have a dirty mind
     
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    Good Morning from Asscrackastan!
     
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    :rofl: My buddy just picked up some Green Thumb and holy crap is that stuff potent.
     
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    nice pic, did a stint up there in 04:infantry:
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  26. Jun 25, 2019 at 7:06 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good evening Ron. They make it in house at a local ice cream shop.
     
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    https://youtu.be/XTXSRRSv1bY
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    We have 2 really good ones about 15 minutes from my house. One makes ice cream and one makes frozen custard.
     
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    Brandon, ive been here running around the middle east since 03 active and a dirty nasty contractor. the anger isn't gone,,,its always here always. my wife gives me my space when I return. Then I get on with life, enjoy what I have. honor my fallen friends. I don't turn it off just compartmentalize it, block it off till its time to come back...then I flip the switch back, get back to work
     
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    wish I had an ice cream shop here too! :(
     
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