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  1. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:48 PM
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    Prostar 190

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  2. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:49 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Where are you hiding the Carmel.
     
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  3. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:50 PM
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    But do you still love it the day after?
     
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  4. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:54 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon

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    You better save a couple for the trip Friday.
    See you around 4 am.
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  5. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:55 PM
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  6. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:55 PM
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    My wife asked the same thing.
     
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  7. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:56 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Drum sticks and pornhub?
     
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  8. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:56 PM
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    I don’t think I’ve ever kept it in until the next day.
     
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  9. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:56 PM
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  10. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:56 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Smart woman!!
     
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  11. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:57 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  12. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:57 PM
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  13. Jun 19, 2019 at 6:59 PM
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  14. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:00 PM
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    Worth it
     
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  15. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:00 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Got us a case of those in the fridge, those are damn good!!!
     
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  16. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:01 PM
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    But not caramel.
     
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  17. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:02 PM
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    Miss Jackson
     
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  18. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:03 PM
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    Just let him have some of your beer.
     
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  19. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:03 PM
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    Patch999

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    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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  20. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:03 PM
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    as long as you blame it on the kid you're good:thumbsup:
     
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  21. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:04 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Like my coca-cola, I hide em in beer case, cause boys will drink em fast, one night Mrs caught me taking one out, she freaked n called me a stingy bastard
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Jun 19, 2019
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    They multiply. There’s three of them in my town on one road, maybe five miles apart.
     
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    Don't run away from your feelings!
     
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  24. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:07 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    wrUR20q.jpg
     
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  25. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:07 PM
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    NE_WARRIOR

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    I used to be a summer camp counselor and "those kids" would steal so many freeze pops :spy:
     
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  26. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:07 PM
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    War Machine

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    @ARamirez73 I bet Bryan doesn’t know about this stuff either.

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    theres one 5 miles away from my town whether you drive north or south.
     
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    Yeah, come pick me up. I’ll be sure to load up on Taco Bueno first.
     
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  29. Jun 19, 2019 at 7:09 PM
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    NOW THAT'S CRACK COCAINE TO ME!!! Butter Pecan....is it pee can or pah kahn???
     
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    But have you had Blue Bell?
     
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