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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 8, 2019 at 6:41 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Those aren’t your sexy legs!
     
  2. Jun 8, 2019 at 6:42 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Awesome!
     
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  3. Jun 8, 2019 at 6:44 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    :rofl:
     
  4. Jun 8, 2019 at 6:47 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Nice! We don’t have a heater and it’s 72.
     
  5. Jun 8, 2019 at 6:47 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Nice Monet!
     
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  6. Jun 8, 2019 at 7:06 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yum!
     
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  7. Jun 8, 2019 at 7:08 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Well we got out of Tennessee just in time yesterday. Yesterday afternoon it started flooding in the town we were in. The guy called use today and said roads washed out.:eek:
     
  8. Jun 8, 2019 at 7:20 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Wow! Awesome luck there buddy
     
  9. Jun 8, 2019 at 7:29 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I totally agree. We we're just watching some videos of the flooding.
     
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  10. Jun 8, 2019 at 8:34 PM
    Pudge

    Pudge Super Secret Elite Member #7

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    TRD PRO grille, OCD consol organizers, DIY wireless phone charger, 33" Michelin Defender LTX MS, Bak revolver X2 tonneau, weathertech liners, 20% tints. DIY pop n lock, 2018 LED headlights, morimoto fogs, TRD shift knob, DirtyDeeds 8"BAM exhaust, kenwood HU,JL amp, Tech12volts Tundra full speaker upgrade w/sub, Swing case, and lots of fluid film
    Laundry day at the Pudge house. Aftermath of a "quick car wash" lol. Glad I don't have a wife to nag me about this. I'm sure most people would think I'm crazy. This is about 1/3 the amount of towels and stuff I'd use for a full detail.
    I have a microfiber shelf in my linen closet. Organizers into stacks of how I use the towels. I'm a little OCD when it comes to washing my truck.

    20190608_230824.jpg
     
  11. Jun 8, 2019 at 9:04 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I prefer about 82 to 84. What kind of heater do you have? We were going to add a heat pump this year, heating and cooling. But dentist took all of our disposable income. Next year...
     
  12. Jun 8, 2019 at 9:06 PM
    Darkness

    Darkness Allergic to white

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    It's really dark
    I was at a party and I met a girl who used to work at our company, her and her husband sat at a table with my wife and I to eat dinner. No more than ten minutes after meeting her I walk away for a beer, come back thought her baby fell asleep. Odd because he was wide awake.... oh! Shes feeding him! No cover, I see full boob! :eek2::oops:

    We're having a discussion and all that's on my mind is "keep eye contact, keep eye contact, keep eye contact! Wife is watching, must retain eye contact!"

    A few minutes go by and I'm getting used to it. She pulls the little guy back and covers up, whew. 5 seconds later she whips out the left boob, the one closer to me and flips the guy over to eat again! o_O

    To her credit they were cool boobs, it's just not every day I meet somebody and see their boobs within ten minutes. :D
     
  13. Jun 9, 2019 at 1:14 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  14. Jun 9, 2019 at 3:43 AM
    Fishman57

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    Holy crap! Glad no one was hurt. Now comes the hard part: Getting things made right again. Good luck!
     
  15. Jun 9, 2019 at 3:45 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    That could have been real bad. Dry rotted trees can be really hard to fall precisely. Dang....:frusty:
     
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  16. Jun 9, 2019 at 3:48 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good morning Panda
     
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  17. Jun 9, 2019 at 3:49 AM
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    Good morning tundra family!
    Had a great time yesterday celebrating a friends birthday.
     
  18. Jun 9, 2019 at 3:51 AM
    Fishman57

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    Its amazing how expensive dentists are.
    I like like pool cooler too but my wife needs it warm for her RA.
    We have a Jandy Jxi. 260K BTU. The heater itself cost $1,950. I could have gotten the next smaller unit but my pool capacity (22K gallons) was right at the top of capability for that one. I’ll post pics of the setup later.
     
  19. Jun 9, 2019 at 3:58 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.
    Pat:wave: @Grumpy Uncle T - 20
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    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A beautiful clear crisp 51° right now.
    Have a great/safe day.

    Slowly tagging, let me know if you don't want to be tagged.:D
     
  20. Jun 9, 2019 at 3:59 AM
    Black Wolf

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  21. Jun 9, 2019 at 3:59 AM
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    Good morning Tundra Family!
    Another nice looking day here. Headed out to lose some golf balls. Then it’ll be another outside work day. Looking forward to it.
    Have a great Sunday!
     
  22. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:01 AM
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    Don't be using dirty four letter word on here.... golf:rofl:
     
  23. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:02 AM
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    Maybe :D:rofl:
     
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  24. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:06 AM
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    Good morning tundras land. The sun is shining, sitting in my favorite place my front porch. Cup of coffee, mama sitting next to me. 4 brown eyes looking to see if I have something to eat. It's a good day to be alive! Oh, and its a beautiful day in Pennsylvania !

     
  25. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:07 AM
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  26. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:08 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Howdy Jim
     
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  27. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:10 AM
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    Morning everyone!
     
  28. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:17 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning Holden
     
  29. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:17 AM
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    Howdy y'all and have a good one.
     
  30. Jun 9, 2019 at 4:30 AM
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    Morning Pat!
     
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