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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 8, 2019 at 12:23 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    First day without training wheels? Is that why you get the helmet. :p
     
  2. Jun 8, 2019 at 12:32 PM
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    I also get water wings at the pool
     
  3. Jun 8, 2019 at 12:33 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Oh my god! Same as in CO. Who would have thought.
     
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  4. Jun 8, 2019 at 12:39 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Getting my tan on

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  5. Jun 8, 2019 at 12:46 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Disclosure: please put on sunglasses before going any further....







    Screenshot_20190608-154316_Chrome.jpg looks like someone got an boo boo from his pedal.
     
  6. Jun 8, 2019 at 12:47 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    :rofl:

    Boo boo was from bumping into kids shit thrown all over the garage
     
  7. Jun 8, 2019 at 12:47 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    I get the duck floaty it attracts all the chicks! :rofl:
     
  8. Jun 8, 2019 at 12:49 PM
    Ganmercy

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    Then I can sympathize.
     
  9. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:08 PM
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  10. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:13 PM
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  11. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:14 PM
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  12. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:18 PM
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    Good morning Kacie! Good movie, just watched it a couple days ago. We made the hydraulic umbilical that was on that rig. We all thought it blew when this happened. Nope!
     
  13. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:20 PM
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    :eek: :rofl:
     
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  14. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:22 PM
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    Good afternoon Andy! :thumbsup:
     
  15. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:23 PM
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    So this just happened. Reputable contractor, insured. Tree happened to be rotten inside the base. Twisted and fell in the opposite direction. Luckily no one was hurt.

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    Nice day for a ride!
     
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    :rofl: With socks?
     
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    Glad no one was hurt!
     
  19. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:26 PM
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    LOL.

    Will be going to store soon so I need to keep on so I can put my sneaks on.
     
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    :eek: Wow!
     
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    If you’re going to Wal Mart, just go barefooted!
     
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    The dog has Saturday all figured out
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  23. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:30 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That sucks!
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    And put on your pajamas!
     
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    Oops!:facepalm:
     
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    @Grumpy Uncle
    I think my rottie wants to join you for after work stogie 20190608_163426.jpg 20190608_163428.jpg
     
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    After yesterday's festivities I thought today would be a zoo. But I will call the yard sale an epic fail. May have been 7 or 8 cars all day.

    Lesson learned... I'm not having a yard sale..... EVER
    Set up tables, haul said crap to the front yard. Sit and watch said crap. Cover crap for sale for tomorrow. Nothing sells and have to haul crap back from where it came. Dumpster is so much easier!
     
  28. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:55 PM
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    She still hasn't eaten it. They got baths and I want them to stay outside to dry.
     
  30. Jun 8, 2019 at 1:57 PM
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    Cause she's waiting to eat it inside.
     

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