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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:02 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Good mornin tundies. Green stuff got cut yesterday. Mama made me bfast and ate out on the porch. Day 2 of yard sale. No one has shown up yet. Gonna try and wash the dogs again. It's a beautiful day in Pennsylvania!
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Hang in there Pat. We've been discussing sand Haboobs.......
     
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  3. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:03 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Goot Morgan Bree!
     
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  4. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:04 AM
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  5. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:04 AM
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    Meh, one of those days...20190608_150405.jpg
     
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  6. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:07 AM
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    Yes it is.....20190608_080641.jpg
     
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  7. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:08 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I would normally have fun with that word. It's just too daggum hot.
    I'm hanging, it's always one day less and eventually 1 ceegar less.
     
  8. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:09 AM
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    Hang in there, eventually you will run out of cigars and have to come home.
     
  9. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:15 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Yes sir, 7 more hours.
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  11. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:17 AM
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    Things are improving. 2nd day of diabetes meds. Morning glucose was 132. That's a def drop. Although I think the diet has a big part too. Doc wants to see me in early July. I'm hoping to surprise him with good numbers.

    My entertainment hasnt started yet with the yard sale. Not one car. Bastards! I've been practicing my Get off my lawn!
     
  12. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  13. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:20 AM
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    How long of a trip home?
     
  14. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:23 AM
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    Look at that hansom bugger! Mmmmuuuaaaahhhh
     
  15. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:27 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    14 or 15 hour flight. Then a 3 hour layover at DFW and a 2 hour flight from DFW to COS. I will be making that flight in about 3 weeks.
     
  16. Jun 8, 2019 at 5:32 AM
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    I'd be in diabetic heaven
     
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    Bryan, you up and out already? I'm still on my second cup of coffee.
     
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    Good morning all.
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    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A beautiful clear59° right now.
    Going to a Car-B-Q today at a friend's house, should be around 100 nice cars.
    Have a great/safe day.

    Slowly tagging, let me know if you don't want to be tagged.:D
     
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    The word of the day. Haboob. Let's use it in a sentence. Dang, ever since she had a kid, haboobs is hanging to the floor!
     
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    Morning Pat!
     
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    The word of the day. Haboob. Let's use it in a sentence. Dang, ever since she had a kid, haboobs is hanging to the floor!
     
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    Morning Bree :wave:
     
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    Good morning Noble!
     
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    Mornin Jim, its is absolutely beautiful here today!
     
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    Good morning Panda
     
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    Morning Jim
     
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    I could eat about a cup of that with no Ill effect
     
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