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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:21 PM
    marc32

    marc32 New Member

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    Do we really want to tell him this? It could very well be contagious and we wouldn’t know what the future outcome will be......:rolleyes:........:rofl:
     
  2. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:24 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Just doing it to pick up guys aint'cha?

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  3. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:30 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
  4. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:48 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lmao!!!!
    I am not the one that calls them !!!! They just show up !!!:rofl:

    People like me that fall down and lite fires is job security for people like @15Yota
     
  5. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:50 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    This time.
     
  6. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:51 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Lies.
     
  7. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:51 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Excellent. Put her face on it.
     
  8. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:54 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Oh lord, lmao....just a minute I'll send you a pic to use :rofl:
     
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  9. Jun 7, 2019 at 2:56 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Omg I didnt see my name on it !!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Jun 7, 2019 at 3:22 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Thanks, I will
     
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  11. Jun 7, 2019 at 3:39 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    No that part is she thinks garage is only 24x30. When in actuality its 40x50. That will be pushing my luck and I am not Irish!:D
     
  12. Jun 7, 2019 at 3:43 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl::eek2::rofl:
     
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  13. Jun 7, 2019 at 3:58 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    2"CB shackles, bushings and 1 shim, lockerdown console vault, rear folding seat back mod, snugtop shell with opening side windows, 46g fuel tank, SDHQ sliders and hidden winch, Decked Drawers, Alcan leaf springs and got rid of the interior chrome
    That is a fine looking bench!

    I’m gonna use 30x80 solid wood veneered doors. Supports will be old pallet rack “c” channel welded up and bolted to the posts and anchored into the concrete
     
  14. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:04 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Looks like that until you realize how much stuff I’ve accumulated. Pretty good wood shop, fully equipped forge, all hand tools for multiple trades: painting, drywall, plumbing, concrete finishing, masonry, auto mechanics, welding.
    Plus a pretty full inventory of parts and materials for a small hardware store.
     
  15. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:06 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :bowdown:

    I would like to have a small forge
     
  16. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:13 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Here’s mine, from before it went into storage.B970685B-EED9-41CE-9CA9-3688B238EF0F.jpgEE8B6DBA-7972-4B76-A0BC-A7CC430A5824.jpg
     
  17. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:13 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Its 2 pieces of oak in the back and I ran out of oak so I used 2 pieces of walnut
     
  18. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:19 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Really nice looking! Previously I’ve built shops and fabbed benches from various stuff; scaffold planks with a layer of 3/4” plywood worked pretty good. My favorite, I think, was 3x6 t&g that was left over from a job. At 16’ long they went the whole length of the wall without a splice.
     
  19. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:20 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    My main work bench is 14' long. Full 2x6 oak.
     
  20. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:23 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    Quite the artist
     
  21. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:31 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Thanks,
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    I’ve never done it for money, just a hobby.
     
  22. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:33 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    You’re better at that than I am
     
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  23. Jun 7, 2019 at 4:59 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Wow. How did you do without it?
     
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  24. Jun 7, 2019 at 5:01 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    :rofl: I wanted a 32 x 26 addition to my garage and somehow I ended up with a pool too! :facepalm:
     
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  25. Jun 7, 2019 at 5:02 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Nice!
     
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  26. Jun 7, 2019 at 5:07 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Nice
     
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  27. Jun 7, 2019 at 5:36 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Oh man those are cool!!!!
    I have wanted a forge for years !!!
     
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  28. Jun 7, 2019 at 5:37 PM
    Fishman57

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    You and your family are just plain great people, Jason. We sure could use more people like you and your family in this world!
     
  29. Jun 7, 2019 at 5:38 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Wow !!
     
  30. Jun 7, 2019 at 5:45 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    We had an all day weather front move in do we left a day early. We drove through rain from Tennessee and Kentucky the about the Ohio line it stopped.
    But after an awesome week of being on the water I can't complain.
     

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