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  1. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:44 PM
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    Yep it's hot here too. It's a balmy 74 with overcast sky
     
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  3. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:46 PM
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    A95131DD-07A0-41F3-866A-6A80A5614C2E.jpg
     
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  5. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:50 PM
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    Hahahaha..... I bet I mowed my grass a dozen times last year with the old mower. I have probably mowed 15 times this year already. Now the neighbor is out mowing his grass cuz it's a 1/4 inch taller than mine
     
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    I just had to go in the warehouse for a minute. I almost died.
     
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  7. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:51 PM
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    Maybe, Deer Park
     
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  8. Jun 7, 2019 at 1:19 PM
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    22'ish hours and it will be that time. Looking forward to it, after this long week.
     
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  9. Jun 7, 2019 at 1:20 PM
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    Outstanding.
     
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    Whatever you do, don’t spank David.
     
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  11. Jun 7, 2019 at 1:32 PM
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    Dang it went to edit it and deleted it.......Screenshot_20190607-160629_Message+.jpg Screenshot_20190607-160636_Message+.jpg
     
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    Ya think:ballchain::itllbuffout:
     
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    Well the lift really had two means to it. 1 to pick up vehicle to work on and 2 a lift for the tundra. Was just gonna say surprise! No sure it will work though.
     
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  14. Jun 7, 2019 at 1:51 PM
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    What you gonna do? Eat off of it?!!
     
    Tundrablue, Jun 7, 2019
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    Wonders how much a system like that would cost for the 2000 square foot garage.......
     
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    Oooo. I see a few nights on the couch in store for you.
     
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    Damn dude. That is hawt!
     
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    Sweet!
     
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    Paint by numbers?
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I was thinking about doing one myself, but then I'd have to insulate and drywall the ceiling. Plus, usually when I'm working in the garage I have the garage door open, so I just cut a hole in the roof and installed a swamp cooler. Works well until the monsoon season starts, then it doesn't do a damn thing.
     
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    Naw she will take that away and say sleep in the tundra. Just not sure how to say I need a new motorcycle also.
     
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    Family! :fistbump:
     
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    Yes sir, it is. Its midnight and 92° still.
     
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    Depends on your garage, is yours insulated? Mines only 700s/f, but I’ve insulated it.
     
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    It is now!!!!
     
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    I even checked to make sure it wasnt on video:rofl:
     
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    But but I didnt need help up !!!
     
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    Theres numbers on the paint bottles
     
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    I agree with everything you said here...Jason @War Machine you are an awesome son in law !!!
     
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