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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 7, 2019 at 10:39 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Ohhhh my !!!!
     
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    War Machine

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    I’m just gonna be honest. I couldn’t think of a good one, and I take too much pride in my jackassery to just throw some low effort garbage out there.

    As for the Sequoias, her transmission on the new one hadn’t adapted yet.
     
  3. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:19 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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  4. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:27 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    It will just have to get it done and figure out how to break it to wife we are putting a lift in there also.
     
  5. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:36 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    I have been working out. Thanks Jose never knew you noticed! :D
     
  6. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:43 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    So you're saying the white one was a little slow...got it, but we knew that already :boink:

    Have you decided what you are doing with the MGM one yet?
     
  7. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:47 AM
    War Machine

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    Giving it to her parents once they stop being stubborn about it.
     
  8. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:47 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Be careful and take it easy brother!
     
  9. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:47 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Just give it to me. I'll appreciate the gift if they won't.
     
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  10. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:49 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good afternoon Kyle! Better get busy.
    TP for my bunghole! :rofl:
     
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  11. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:50 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    That's nice of you two. Will it be an upgrade to what they have? Hopefully they give in without to much hassle
     
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  12. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:51 AM
    Tundrablue

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    I bet ya that’s fun to watch! Hope you feel better!
     
  13. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:52 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good afternoon Crazier! Is that a word? :notsure:
     
  14. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:53 AM
    Tundrablue

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    :cheers:
     
  15. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:53 AM
    Tundrablue

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    :rofl::burnrubber:
     
  16. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:54 AM
    War Machine

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    They’d appreciate it, just have too much pride to take help from their kid. It’s understandable, but they really need it.

    You should also know I’ve farted in it. Hundreds of times.
     
  17. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:54 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Happy Friday Kacie!
     
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  18. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:55 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    That probably increased the value if giving it to Jose @COMiamiFan
     
  19. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good afternoon Brandon
     
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  20. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    War Machine

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    This is exactly why I keep telling you to wear your Life Call necklace.
     
  21. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:57 AM
    Tundrablue

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    :rofl: :oldglory:
     
  22. Jun 7, 2019 at 11:58 AM
    Tundrablue

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    :thumbsup: Oh, come on, how hot could it be???
     
  23. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:01 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Looks like plenty of room to me!
     
  24. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:02 PM
    Tundrablue

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    That just means you’ll have to get her something since you’re getting a lift!
     
  25. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:03 PM
    War Machine

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    They currently drive my wife’s old 2003 Tahoe. We gave them that when we bought the Sequoia. It had over 200k on it when we gave it to them in 2011. It’s in pretty bad shape. There’s a hole in the driver’s side floor board so I got them some WeatherTech mats to cover it.

    They don’t have much, but they’d give us anything if we need it. They helped us a ton when we were starting out. They’re raising their great grandson since his mom skipped town. The kind of people who come running when you need help. (At times to their own detriment).

    They run a dog grooming business, so they keep our pups looking sharp. Won’t ever let us pay them. It’s the least we could do for the two people in our lives we can most count on.
     
  26. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:03 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    Hot enough to put in the ac units lol
     
  27. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:04 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  28. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:05 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    You're good people Jason. It's what we do for loved ones. Not because we have too, but because we want to.
     
  29. Jun 7, 2019 at 12:05 PM
    Tundrablue

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    Thanks for your service! :oldglory:
     
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    MARanger Lost in the woods

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