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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 4, 2019 at 11:46 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:
     
  2. Jun 4, 2019 at 11:49 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    That's not your yard! No deer in it.
     
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  3. Jun 4, 2019 at 11:52 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Chupacabras got 'em
     
  4. Jun 4, 2019 at 11:53 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Probably, he needs to keep his pet on a leash
     
  5. Jun 4, 2019 at 11:54 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Touché. They’re always in my yard. Walked right past a doe just laying there this morning. She barely acknowledged me. They’ve made a truce with the Chupacabras, so I leave them alone.
     
  6. Jun 4, 2019 at 11:57 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    FIFY
     
  7. Jun 4, 2019 at 12:06 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    that would be a long ride on thisimage.jpg
     
  8. Jun 4, 2019 at 12:06 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    If they were there they’d have eaten the camera man. Lucky for him they’re nocturnal.
     
  9. Jun 4, 2019 at 12:07 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I know a guy who races those.
     
  10. Jun 4, 2019 at 12:37 PM
    owb2gp

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    Both!
     
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  11. Jun 4, 2019 at 12:52 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    :fingerscrossed::fingerscrossed:
     
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  12. Jun 4, 2019 at 1:26 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Dont mess with him. He has the high ground.REDGREEN.jpg
     
  13. Jun 4, 2019 at 1:36 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    If they want a see if one can fit in a Tundra I'll donate mine as the Guinea pig. That would be great for pickin up the mother in law
     
  14. Jun 4, 2019 at 1:38 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I'm closer. Leave the mower
     
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    MARanger

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    Ahh fire tower duty.....the best and worst job ever. When things are popping it gets real hectic, if it’s a wet year....so s.....l....o.......w
     
  16. Jun 4, 2019 at 1:41 PM
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    MV5BMTQxNzY4ODIxOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTExODM2MjE@._V1_UY268_CR87,0,182,268_AL_.jpg
     
  17. Jun 4, 2019 at 2:27 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Awesome!! We got a great session in this morning.
     
  18. Jun 4, 2019 at 2:30 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: maybe just a little.
     
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    stewtopia

    stewtopia 4RunningTundra

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    Masshole
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:49 PM
    MARanger

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    Last location at the park I was behind on. Mowed today, also finally had the staff to cut the few downed trees blocking the road to this location.
     
  21. Jun 4, 2019 at 4:28 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I think that's the Star Force movie, or something like that.



    :D
     
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  22. Jun 4, 2019 at 4:53 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Just talked to the surgeon wife is coming home tomorrow!!

    :yes::woot::woot::kona::bananadance:
     
  23. Jun 4, 2019 at 4:56 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Awesome news!
     
  24. Jun 4, 2019 at 5:01 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    What's for dinner everyone?
    It's a nice enough night for grilling here :hungry:
    20190604_183605.jpg
     
  25. Jun 4, 2019 at 5:24 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    :yes:
     
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  26. Jun 4, 2019 at 5:26 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Ouch!
     
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  27. Jun 4, 2019 at 5:28 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    A great big :hattip:to California. I had no idea until I read this that tobacco, stuffed in a tube and lit on fire could expose me to tobacco smoke. 20190604_195256.jpg
     
  28. Jun 4, 2019 at 5:31 PM
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    That’s great!
     
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    Racingjohndeere55

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    Good thing I dont live in cali. I get my tobacco smoke first hand
     
  30. Jun 4, 2019 at 5:32 PM
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    Humm, this is why I Vape
     
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