1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site
    Quick Links: Bald guys License plate thread size? Roadside kits Question for the cord cutters - digital antenna? Most used ratchet Spray gun and compressor setup for home garage

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

Page 3618 of 8092
  1. Jun 3, 2019 at 6:14 PM
    #108511
    T500

    #108511
    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Go to Australia. We have the most amount of venomous snakes in the world. Further north you go you gotta check everything from venomous spiders to snakes. The dunny, your shoes etc
     
    T500, Jun 3, 2019
    #108511
    jewsNbrews, JMB, Prostar 190[QUOTED] and 1 other person like this.
  2. Jun 3, 2019 at 6:16 PM
    #108512
    T500

    #108512
    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Harmless?
     
    T500, Jun 3, 2019
    #108512
  3. Jun 3, 2019 at 6:17 PM
    #108513
    T500

    #108513
    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Friendly fella he was
     
    T500, Jun 3, 2019
    #108513
    Racingjohndeere55 likes this.
  4. Jun 3, 2019 at 6:20 PM
    #108514
    Racingjohndeere55

    #108514
    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2019
    Member:
    #23880
    Messages:
    3,965
    Gender:
    Male
    Im Confused .....
    There is no way you hate snakes or
    Theres no way, I hate snakes.
     
    Racingjohndeere55, Jun 3, 2019
    #108514
    Prostar 190[QUOTED] likes this.
  5. Jun 3, 2019 at 6:44 PM
    #108515
    Prostar 190

    #108515
    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,576
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    I hate snakes! No way would I want that around.
     
    Prostar 190, Jun 3, 2019
    #108515
    Racingjohndeere55[QUOTED] and T500 like this.
  6. Jun 3, 2019 at 6:45 PM
    #108516
    Racingjohndeere55

    #108516
    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2019
    Member:
    #23880
    Messages:
    3,965
    Gender:
    Male
    My sister will scream if she sees one across the lake
     
    Racingjohndeere55, Jun 3, 2019
    #108516
    Watt maker, Prostar 190[QUOTED] and T500 like this.
  7. Jun 3, 2019 at 6:53 PM
    #108517
    Fishman57

    #108517
    Fishman57 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2018
    Member:
    #20524
    Messages:
    2,271
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Wayne
    Bucks County, PA
    Vehicle:
    2019 Tundra 1794 Barcelona Red Crewmax
    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    Went to get my hair cut tonight. My youngest grandson went with to get his cut. He had to help rinse my hair and Then soak it more before it got cut. He loves getting me wet when we’re there.
    E5D43CFB-2804-4593-A396-28DBB5A50069.jpg
    00615487-8A26-44A9-9171-D5D770112B4E.jpg
     
    Fishman57, Jun 3, 2019
    #108517
    Prostar 190, Racingjohndeere55, OR18TRD and 7 others like this.
  8. Jun 3, 2019 at 6:59 PM
    #108518
    NE_WARRIOR

    #108518
    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2018
    Member:
    #22342
    Messages:
    1,378
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Nick
    Union, ME
    Vehicle:
    08 DC SR5
    seems like everyone is finding interesting critters today so just my luck, I also found one
    Everyone meet Opie. The baby possum I found in the tool crib ten minutes ago. Needless to say I'm a lot happier now
    Snapchat-344981336.jpg
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Jun 3, 2019
    #108518
    Tundrablue, Fishman57, Prostar 190 and 8 others like this.
  9. Jun 3, 2019 at 7:23 PM
    #108519
    Leo's first

    #108519
    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2017
    Member:
    #9490
    Messages:
    6,361
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Groton ma
    Vehicle:
    2007 Tundra Limited CM Pyrite Mica
    This post made my night
    Love and miss my Leo
     
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2019
    Leo's first, Jun 3, 2019
    #108519
    Fishman57[QUOTED], jewsNbrews and Tundrablue like this.
  10. Jun 3, 2019 at 7:24 PM
    #108520
    Squatting Pigeon

    #108520
    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2018
    Member:
    #14443
    Messages:
    56,306
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Holden
    North Texas
    Vehicle:
    4Runner | GR Corolla
    Squatting Pigeon, Jun 3, 2019
    #108520
    Tundrablue, Prostar 190, Racingjohndeere55 and 2 others like this.
  11. Jun 3, 2019 at 8:04 PM
    #108521
    Leo's first

    #108521
    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2017
    Member:
    #9490
    Messages:
    6,361
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Groton ma
    Vehicle:
    2007 Tundra Limited CM Pyrite Mica
    Leo's first, Jun 3, 2019
    #108521
    TXRailRoadBandit73 likes this.
  12. Jun 3, 2019 at 8:17 PM
    #108522
    Tundrablue

    #108522
    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2018
    Member:
    #18095
    Messages:
    7,624
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Dave
    Ohio
    Vehicle:
    2018 Blazing Blue Pearl Tundra TRD
    More like this

     
    Tundrablue, Jun 3, 2019
    #108522
    Watt maker, T500 and jewsNbrews like this.
  13. Jun 3, 2019 at 8:22 PM
    #108523
    Leo's first

    #108523
    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2017
    Member:
    #9490
    Messages:
    6,361
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Groton ma
    Vehicle:
    2007 Tundra Limited CM Pyrite Mica
    I’m calling bs I only eat spiders voluntarily
     
    Leo's first, Jun 3, 2019
    #108523
    Prostar 190, T500 and jewsNbrews like this.
  14. Jun 3, 2019 at 9:17 PM
    #108524
    Y0TA PR0

    #108524
    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2016
    Member:
    #2519
    Messages:
    24,493
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Rafael
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2017 TRD PRO
     
    Y0TA PR0, Jun 3, 2019
    #108524
    jewsNbrews likes this.
  15. Jun 3, 2019 at 10:32 PM
    #108525
    Tundrablue

    #108525
    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2018
    Member:
    #18095
    Messages:
    7,624
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Dave
    Ohio
    Vehicle:
    2018 Blazing Blue Pearl Tundra TRD
    Now I’m happy
     
    Tundrablue, Jun 3, 2019
    #108525
    FoghornTX and Leo's first like this.
  16. Jun 3, 2019 at 10:35 PM
    #108526
    Tundrablue

    #108526
    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2018
    Member:
    #18095
    Messages:
    7,624
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Dave
    Ohio
    Vehicle:
    2018 Blazing Blue Pearl Tundra TRD
    :rofl:
     
    Tundrablue, Jun 3, 2019
    #108526
    Fishman57[QUOTED] and Racingjohndeere55 like this.
  17. Jun 3, 2019 at 10:49 PM
    #108527
    jewsNbrews

    #108527
    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2018
    Member:
    #14506
    Messages:
    15,039
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tim
    Jewiston Idaho
    Vehicle:
    2019 TRD PRO
    Bolt on
    jewsNbrews, Jun 3, 2019
    #108527
    Watt maker and Racingjohndeere55 like this.
  18. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:58 PM
    #108528
    88nitro305

    #108528
    88nitro305 New Member

    Joined:
    May 6, 2019
    Member:
    #30160
    Messages:
    285
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tom
    Vehicle:
    2015 Tundra CrewMax TRD Off-Road
    He’s doing much better since we know what the issue was and how to prevent it from being out of control. Fire roasted onion and jalapeños! I don’t always like the traditional toppings on my dogs, my wife is even weirder though! She doesn’t like ketchup, mustard or relish.. so her dogs usually look crazy weird like pepperoni, onions, peppers and bbq sauce...
     
    88nitro305, Jun 3, 2019
    #108528
    Tundrablue, Fishman57, jewsNbrews and 1 other person like this.
  19. Jun 4, 2019 at 1:52 AM
    #108529
    Grumpy Uncle

    #108529
    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2017
    Member:
    #8801
    Messages:
    12,891
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Pat
    CO
    Vehicle:
    2025 MGM Sequoia TRD PRO. 2016 Black CM Tundra TRD Off Road
    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Morning, y'all and have a good one.
     
    Grumpy Uncle, Jun 4, 2019
    #108529
    Tundrablue, Watt maker, Fishman57 and 6 others like this.
  20. Jun 4, 2019 at 2:15 AM
    #108530
    Grumpy Uncle

    #108530
    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2017
    Member:
    #8801
    Messages:
    12,891
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Pat
    CO
    Vehicle:
    2025 MGM Sequoia TRD PRO. 2016 Black CM Tundra TRD Off Road
    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Morning Don
     
    Grumpy Uncle, Jun 4, 2019
    #108530
    Racingjohndeere55 and Hammerhead[QUOTED] like this.
  21. Jun 4, 2019 at 2:25 AM
    #108531
    War Machine

    #108531
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    I’m thinking of taking up drinking.
     
    War Machine, Jun 4, 2019
    #108531
    Pinay, Watt maker, FoghornTX and 5 others like this.
  22. Jun 4, 2019 at 2:40 AM
    #108532
    Grumpy Uncle

    #108532
    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2017
    Member:
    #8801
    Messages:
    12,891
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Pat
    CO
    Vehicle:
    2025 MGM Sequoia TRD PRO. 2016 Black CM Tundra TRD Off Road
    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Morning Panda
     
    Grumpy Uncle, Jun 4, 2019
    #108532
    OR18TRD[QUOTED] and Racingjohndeere55 like this.
  23. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:12 AM
    #108533
    MARanger

    #108533
    MARanger Lost in the woods

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2018
    Member:
    #23553
    Messages:
    3,333
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Andy
    Home of Friendly's Ice Cream
    Vehicle:
    2017 Super White SR5 DC 4X4
    K&N Air Filter, Diamondback cover, Bumper Shells
    Morning. Bear in the swimming pond emptied the park the other day, crowds haven't been back. Camera was in the office so no pictures.
     
    MARanger, Jun 4, 2019
    #108533
    OR18TRD, Tundrablue, Fishman57 and 8 others like this.
  24. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:33 AM
    #108534
    stewtopia

    #108534
    stewtopia 4RunningTundra

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2017
    Member:
    #6876
    Messages:
    833
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Stew (nickname)
    Masshole
    [​IMG]
     
    stewtopia, Jun 4, 2019
    #108534
    OR18TRD, Tundrablue, Pinay and 8 others like this.
  25. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:51 AM
    #108535
    T500

    #108535
    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    G’day fearless Tundra driving freaks

    :benchpress:
     
    T500, Jun 4, 2019
    #108535
    OR18TRD, Tundrablue, Pinay and 8 others like this.
  26. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:52 AM
    #108536
    T500

    #108536
    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Why do RAM drivers gotta be in front even if it means pulling out making you slam on the anchors....

    C*nts
     
    T500, Jun 4, 2019
    #108536
    Tundrablue, Pinay, Watt maker and 5 others like this.
  27. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:54 AM
    #108537
    Racingjohndeere55

    #108537
    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2019
    Member:
    #23880
    Messages:
    3,965
    Gender:
    Male
    Best grandpa ever;)
     
    Racingjohndeere55, Jun 4, 2019
    #108537
    Tundrablue, jewsNbrews, Notachickmagnet and 2 others like this.
  28. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:56 AM
    #108538
    Ganmercy

    #108538
    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2018
    Member:
    #21746
    Messages:
    2,754
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Noble
    NWPA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra black CM TRD
    Morning tundra clan
     
    Ganmercy, Jun 4, 2019
    #108538
    stewtopia, OR18TRD, Tundrablue and 8 others like this.
  29. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:57 AM
    #108539
    Ganmercy

    #108539
    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2018
    Member:
    #21746
    Messages:
    2,754
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Noble
    NWPA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra black CM TRD
    Morning Harv. How's the weather on the other side of the commonwealth?
     
    Ganmercy, Jun 4, 2019
    #108539
    Racingjohndeere55 likes this.
  30. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:58 AM
    #108540
    Ganmercy

    #108540
    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2018
    Member:
    #21746
    Messages:
    2,754
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Noble
    NWPA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tundra black CM TRD
    Morning Alfie. It's a dodge thing. If they were normal and right in the head they would own a tundra.
     
    Ganmercy, Jun 4, 2019
    #108540
    Tundrablue, jewsNbrews and Notachickmagnet like this.
Page 3618 of 8092
Register FREE to Reply!

Products Discussed in

Rough Country BA2 Running Boards for Toyota Tundra CrewMax (2022-2025) - Wide 5" Non-Slip Side Steps
$379.95
APS Black Running Boards Style Compatible with Toyota Tundra 2022-2025 CrewMax (Nerf Bars Side Steps Side Bars)
$230.95
Chill Guy Meme T-Shirt
$13.97
Plano Storage Trunk - 108 Quart w/ Wheels (1819) - Hunter Green
$34.97
Spidertrax WHS023 Wheel Spacer Kit
$175.99
Casina Rossa Fennel & Salt, 3.5 oz. Jar
$18.91
501 Spanish Verbs: Fully Conjugated in All the Tenses and Moods in a New Easy-To-Learn Format (English and Spanish Edition)
$24.50
BVYY Spy Camera 1080P WiFi Hidden Camera Wireless Indoor Secret Cameras Mini Nanny Spy Cam Home Security Surveillance Cameras Micro Small Monitor Video Cam with Motion Detection App Control
$18.98
Plantronics - Voyager 5200 UC (Poly) - Bluetooth Single-Ear (Monaural) Headset - USB-A Compatible to connect to your PC and/or Mac - Works with Teams, Zoom & more - Noise Canceling
$76.98
Blackstone 5013 Collapsible 17” and 22” Tabletop Griddle Stand with Adjustable Legs and a Removable Side Shelf, Powder Coated Steel, Black
$97.00
Amazon Basic Care Stool Softener Laxative, Docusate Sodium 100 mg, Softgels, For Constipation Relief, 100 Count
$3.59
SUNAPEX 12V Solar Trickle Charger for Boat Battery Solar Battery Charger 12 Volt Waterproof 8W Solar Battery Maintainer for Car Truck Boat RV Motorcycle Marine Trailer Battery
$39.99
Liliful 59" Blow up Doll Inflatable Bachelors Party Accessories Halloween Party Props Decoration Judy Doll
$16.98
I'd Rather Be Riding My Horse License Plate Frame Animal for Car Decorative Parts License Plate for Standard Us Canada License Plate Holder 12x6"
$13.99
Crossdresser Thong Panty Camel Toe Hiding Gaff Shaping Boxers Brief for Men Underwear for Crossdresser Transgender
$16.98
CKAuto Universal Tire Repair Kit, Heavy Duty Car Emergency Tool Kit for Flat Tire Puncture Repair, 36 Pcs Value Pack, Tire Plug Kit fit for Autos, Cars, Motorcycles, Trucks, RVs, etc.
$19.98
Alcohol Refractometer for Spirit Alcohol Volume Percent Measurement with Automatic Temperature Compensation (ATC), Range 0-80% v/v.
$18.98
NOW Foods Supplements, Vitamin C Crystals (Ascorbic Acid) Powder , Antioxidant Protection*, 8-Ounce
$9.15
Apple 2024 Mac Mini Desktop Computer with M4 chip with 10‑core CPU and 10‑core GPU: Built for Apple Intelligence, 16GB Unified Memory, 256GB SSD Storage, Gigabit Ethernet. Works with iPhone/iPad
$569.00
LockNFlate Tire Inflator Adapter 1/4 NPT (m) to Schrader Valve (m), Made in the USA, Brass, Upgrade the air chuck on any tire inflator, air compressor, or air hose.
$9.99
LockNFlate Locking Air Chuck - Six Steel Jaws Lock onto Any tire Valve - Won't Leak or pop Off - Rated to 150 PSI - Closed Flow
$39.99
Audew/EPAuto/AstroAI/JACO/DBPOWER/Mbrain Car Tire Inflator - Rubber Hose, Self-Locking Air Chuck, Standard Tire Valve, Fine Thread for 0.305" x32TPI Air Compressor Pump
$7.59
Duracell Coppertop AA Batteries with Power Boost Ingredients, 20 Count Pack Double A Battery with Long-lasting Power, Alkaline AA Battery for Household and Office Devices
$17.69
OMEO Full Rayon Bamboo Fiber Pillow Memory Foam Body Pillow for Side Sleeper, Huggable Long Body Pillow for Adults with Washable Pillowcase with Zipper, 20x54"
$33.99
PETNF Dog Dryer for Pet Grooming, Dog Hair Dryer Blower Dog Blow Dryer High Velocity Air Forced Blow Dryer for Large Dogs,Noise Reduction Pet Hair Dryer 3.2HP Adjustable Speed Temp Dogs Grooming Bath
$79.88
FURminator Undercoat Deshedding Tool for Dogs, Deshedding Brush for Dogs, Removes Loose Hair and Combats Dog Shedding
$35.25
Hertzko Self Cleaning Slicker Brush for Dogs and Cats - Pet Hair Brush for Shedding Long and Short Hair - Easy Clean Retractable Bristles - Cat and Dog Grooming Tool - Purple
$14.99
CarLashes® for Toyota RAV4 (2006–Present) - Car Eyelashes - Classic Black
$29.99
2Pcs Stainless Steel Smoker Box for Grill Barbecue Wood Chip Holder Charcoal Grill Smoker BBQ Smoker Accessories
$13.99
Snow Joe SJBLZD LED Illum n Broom LED Lighted 4 in 1 Snow Brush and Ice Scraper
$39.99
Ultimate Ears Boom 4 Portable Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker with 360-Degree, Bold, Immersive, Crystal-Clear Sound, Floating Speaker with 15-Hour Battery and 147ft (45m) Range - Black
$126.99
Seven Devils, Tennessee
$2.99
12 Disc Highly Reflective Owl Bird Scare, Extra Sparkly Owl Wind Spinner Outdoor Garden Decor, Bird Devices Deterrent to Scare Birds Squirrels Away for Yard Patio Farm
$25.99
UBUMO Men's Flip Flop Socks Tabi Split Toe Geta Wicking Cotton Pack of 4 Color 13 (No Show Style)
$16.98
iliD Smart Bidet Toilet Seat, Electric Elongated Ecoseat with Four Cleaning Modes, Adjustable Angle and Pressure, Remote Control, Slow Close Lid, Easy Installation, 2 Year Warranty
$249.99
Anker SOLIX C1000 Portable Power Station with 200W Solar Panel, 1800W Solar Generator, 1056wh LFP (LiFePO4) Battery, 6 AC Outlets, Up to 2400W for Home, Power Outages, and Outdoor Camping
$1,299.00
Jackery Solar Generator 1000 v2 with 200W Solar Panel,1070Wh Portable Power Station LiFePO4 Battery,1500W AC/100W USB-C Output, 1Hr Fast Charge for Outdoor,Off-Grid Living,RV,Emergency
$699.00
LUBA 2 AWD 3000H Robot Lawn Mower, Perimeter Wire Free Vision Robotic Lawnmower for 0.75 Acre Lawn, Cut Height 2.2"-4.0", 80% Slope, APP Control Compatible with Alexa, All-Wheel Drive, Anti-Theft
$2,499.00
Amazon Elements Chelated Magnesium 270mg 240 Tablets
$15.07
Equal-i-zer 4-Point Sway Control & Weight Distribution Hitch, 1200/12000 lbs, 90-00-1269, Includes Standard Hitch Shank & Pre-Installed Hitch Ball, Black
$799.00
VIENNA SPORT PEPPERS FOR CHICAGO DOGS 12 OZ
$19.69
AncestryDNA Genetic Test Kit: Personalized Genetic Results, DNA Ethnicity Test, Origins & Ethnicities, Complete DNA Test
$39.00
To Top