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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 3, 2019 at 3:25 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    A ticks evil cousin
     
  2. Jun 3, 2019 at 3:35 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I dropped over a hundred pounds a few years back. Super easy. Just do that.
     
  3. Jun 3, 2019 at 3:42 PM
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    This is the best I can do for dinner tonight... too tired.. brought the little guy to the hospital last night around 9 cuz he wasn’t eating, peeing or sleeping all day.. he would arch his back when he cries.. turns out he has acid reflux (better then what could have been).. after only 3hrs of sleep and work today behold grilled hot dogs hahaha B0431845-3177-4D5C-A955-7BA24378C7D1.jpg
     
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    T500

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    Found this f*cker yesterday in my yard
     
  5. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:09 PM
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    well my moods improved a little. Went over to my friends house on my lunch break to check out the build progress for the roll cage and was treated to some grilled chicken and asparagus. So instead of my little ham and cheese sandwich I was able to have a proper meal. But now I'm back at work and still cant accomplish anything until the computer issue is solved. I'm sure I'll be pissed off again after another half hour in here
     
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    Racingjohndeere55

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    I lost over 160pounds of ugly fat in one day, I divorced her!:rolleyes:
     
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    TheBeast

    TheBeast The Beach

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    nope, nope and nope...
     
  8. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:12 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Don't mind them. They eat vermin
     
  9. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:21 PM
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    I do not like computers. The last operating system I could do anything with was windows 98.
     
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    I dont like bugs that I can shoot
     
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    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Damn right. I have one that lives in my backyard under the patio. He's worth keeping around. He won't bother you. He's very beneficial.
     
  12. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:25 PM
    88nitro305

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    I’d rather have those around instead of mice and chipmunks... leave it be and it’ll save you some costly bills in the future!
     
  13. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:28 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Vacuum cleaner works great for them. I love watching them spin
     
  14. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:29 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That's just wishful thinking.
     
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    War Machine

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    He’s nice too, everyone calm down.
     
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    War Machine

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    You guys ever step on a spider and a million babies come flying out?
     
  17. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:32 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    No,no,no. Ticks and mosquitoes are chiggers evil cousins.
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Not stepping on one, but I fished a wolf spider out of my pool and those little guys went everywhere.
     
  19. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:35 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    I hit one with a shoe in my living room, and then the floors and wall started moving. Had to have been a billion little fuckers in there. :infantry:
     
  20. Jun 3, 2019 at 4:56 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Evening tundra clan. Been one of those busy days where you can't fix stupid!
     
  21. Jun 3, 2019 at 5:02 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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    I'm in the same situation as you. hasn't been busy, just extremely frustrating where a simple act of communication from the tech department could have saved me from a huge headache that I'll be dealing with for the rest of the week
     
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    Hope your little guy is feeling better
    Dogs look good what’s the other stuff cluttering up the grill :D
    Those peppers look awesome too
     
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    Think happy thoughts!
     
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    Yep
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good evening Noble!
     
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    I just let him be, not gonna hurt anyone
     
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    Free pest control
     

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