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  1. Jun 3, 2019 at 10:19 AM
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    Tundrablue

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    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Hey Tundra Girl!
     
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    Hi Dave
     
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    My wife got our results back Thursday on the interweb thingie. It requires a call back :rofl:
    So I called this morning.. still waiting to see how may pills I'll be starting.......:angrygirl::annoyed:
     
    Racingjohndeere55, Jun 3, 2019
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  5. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:18 AM
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    :wave:
     
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  6. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:19 AM
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    :( Hopefully the diet takes care of alot of things:)
     
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  7. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:20 AM
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    Ewwww nooooo :mad:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 3, 2019
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  8. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:22 AM
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    Set that shit on fire!
     
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  9. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:23 AM
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    Think your wife only needs you to take 1

    [​IMG]

    :rofl:
     
    TXMiamiFan, Jun 3, 2019
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  10. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:25 AM
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Y0TA PR0, Jun 3, 2019
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  11. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:27 AM
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    Been a productive day here!
    Cut some wood for the fire pit...than 2 neighbor guys brought me some more!!
    Told them I was getting ready to fence the yard and they both offered to pick up the material with their trailers !!!!
    Pretty awesome neighbors! :)
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 3, 2019
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  12. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:27 AM
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    Damn I agree :eek2:
     
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    Dude...just NO
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jun 3, 2019
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  14. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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    Pretty sure that’s a fishing spider. They’re chill. No reason to hurt them. Most likely a female. How big is it?
     
    War Machine, Jun 3, 2019
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  15. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:39 AM
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    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    Cuz Grumpy be like, "We do more before 9 am than most do all day!"
     
    aperezsh, Jun 3, 2019
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  16. Jun 3, 2019 at 11:41 AM
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    Just like snakes, they are all venomous until they are not.
     
    TXMiamiFan, Jun 3, 2019
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    Great, just F'N great now they fish
     
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    You grow up having to watch out for chupacabras, you don’t worry about snakes and spiders so much.
     
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    I think my dog is part chupacabra
     
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    Actually I dislike frogs and toads more than anything :angrygirl:
     
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    I'm not a cabra, so not concerned about those.
     
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    Global warming and urban encroachment has caused these spiders to look for other sources of food.
     
    TXMiamiFan, Jun 3, 2019
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    Some build trap doors in the ground so they can sneak attack.
     
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    It’s been known to happen. As long as the Chupacabra was the father and not the mother you’re ok.
     
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    They will seek other food sources if goats are unavailable. Just make sure you can run faster than your wife.
     
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    Pretty sure it’s a girl. Flip it over and check.
     
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    Oh NO!!!!:rofl:
     
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    Ewwwww
    Gonna pave my yard and paint it green than
     
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    I'll trip her if I have too.
     
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    Bolt on
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