Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

That's vodka.

 

Unfortunately no.. my water is from the tap. The pipe goes from the house 15' where it makes a downward turn for 560'. There the pump sits and pulls the best water I have ever tasted.

 

Two of my daughter work in a pharmaceutical call center. They call it "Viagra fridays" All the calls are old guys looking for their Mr Winkie stiffeners... and go in melt down if they cant get it shipped in time

 

Heck if I know!

 

Yikes!!!!!!!

 

I have seen doggy doors that your pet wears a collar so only they can get through the door. Keeps unexpected visitors from gaining access

 

Yuk! We used to have beagles. This was before I made these doors. One was quite the hunter. She would come to the door with various rabbits, baby possums, etc. that she caught and killed. That would have been a similar mess and would have traumatized my wife.

 

Never heard of those. That’s a really cool idea!

 

Got tired of waiting for the power to come on so I went out in the rain and fired up the grill. As soon as I got back in the house, the power went back on. If I’d have known that was going to happen, I’d have gone out and fire it up sooner.

 

https://www.petsafe.net/doors/electronic-doors

 

Thanks Harv!

 

Your welcome. It's not like I'm doing anything, like eating.......

 

Think I glanced over something about someone having to be on a diet! I will gladly eat wings and drink beer for you. In fact I already started.

 

Oh it was Harv. Sorry to hear.

 

That's one thing the wife will never do with me is go to doctor. She would ask him to take away the beer, wings and Copenhagen.

 

Eh, I did it my way and now it's time to do it the right way...... btw chicken wings are not all that bad.

 

Well that explains why I get up 5 times a night to pee

 

Savage

 

Hey, it's nice to know that there are people willing to put their health on the line for me!

 

Congratulations! How have you been Kevin?

 

My wife loves me!

 

She wants to keep you around.

 

Damn.....$2.96 around here.