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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 27, 2019 at 12:35 PM
    War Machine

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    Are Jew outta your fing mind?
     
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  2. May 27, 2019 at 1:07 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  3. May 27, 2019 at 1:26 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    :rofl::rofl:Jew know it
     
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  4. May 27, 2019 at 1:31 PM
    War Machine

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    Well she’s getting it.
     
  5. May 27, 2019 at 1:55 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    :jellydance: your gonna make the blue look amazing when done detailing that! :thumbsup::headbang:
     
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  6. May 27, 2019 at 1:55 PM
    War Machine

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    I ain’t washing it. She can wash her own truck.
     
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  7. May 27, 2019 at 2:27 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Been living here with the wife it’s getting fn oid
     
  8. May 27, 2019 at 2:44 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Wed/Thur :fingerscrossed:
     
  9. May 27, 2019 at 2:45 PM
    War Machine

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    This dealership has a whites only section.

    5694139A-D6CC-4FB0-BF13-1BA18F6C2606.jpg
     
  10. May 27, 2019 at 3:21 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Just got to room, shower, eat, bed, wore the F out
     
  11. May 27, 2019 at 3:37 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Nothing to see, and supervisor was working in our group, so no phone

    Basically the last three cars and the rear engine (the one that helps push or stop) derailed in a curve due to cross-level (one side of rail higher than other side, so the train traveling east, the right side wheels were on the inside of rail, the left side were on the outside, the outside left snapped all the heads off the spikes and rail anchors were popped out, rail anchors are like a snap spring and go on the sides of the wood tie and prevent it from moving forward or back, all this was 5 miles total, then the train hit a concrete crossing, tore up a switch and a crossover, a section gang from Odessa and Midland were getting those pieces delivered from DFW, all we did was drive spikes down with a spike hammer and place the anchors back with a 12lb sledge hammer, 5 groups of 7 guys
     
  12. May 27, 2019 at 3:41 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Is she going to make a Tundras.com account now?
     
  13. May 27, 2019 at 4:07 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I can see a lot of PMing from @War Machine going on if she joins us on here :rofl:
     
  14. May 27, 2019 at 4:17 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I have a feeling Mrs. Machine gets it, but I can see how it could totally change things!
     
  15. May 27, 2019 at 4:19 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Crap day, but at least it wasn't as bad as @ARamirez73. Countdown to Labor Day has begun. I love my job, but sometimes baby sitting the public gets really old.
     
  16. May 27, 2019 at 5:11 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  17. May 27, 2019 at 5:18 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lol !!! Good girl ! :)

    Better check them!
    She may have a Petoskey in there!:)
     
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  18. May 27, 2019 at 5:22 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    She hot?
     
  19. May 27, 2019 at 5:56 PM
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    Deal canceled. We got in the finance office and they tried to pull some bullshit. We told them to pound sand and left. Told the guy up front I had zero tolerance for that crap and they didn’t listen.
     
  20. May 27, 2019 at 5:57 PM
    War Machine

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    Negative. I don’t do anything anywhere I wouldn’t do if she was right next to me. I don’t do duplicity.
     
  21. May 27, 2019 at 5:57 PM
    War Machine

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    In a Bea Arthur kind of way.
     
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  22. May 27, 2019 at 6:23 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Good for you getting out when the tricks come out!
    Stealerships are the worst.
     
  23. May 27, 2019 at 6:44 PM
    War Machine

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    I did get a good laugh though. Our credit score is excellent. Guy comes out with over a 5% interest rate. Says sorry, he’s stuck with Toyota financial. No other bank will finance a “lifted” truck. We tell him no dice, we could get way better with our own bank.

    He leaves to go “see what he can do”. I figure his phone is on speaker so he can go listen to my wife and I from another room, so I say to her “If he can’t get below 4% we’re out of here.” (We weren’t going to buy it at all by that point, just wanted to see what happened.)

    He comes back in, and says “They told me I can go 3.99.” We just pretty much laughed and left. They’ve been calling and texting with other rates and banks ever since we left, even thought they couldn’t use other banks.....
     
  24. May 27, 2019 at 6:49 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good for you. I hate a dumbass salesman.
     
  25. May 27, 2019 at 6:54 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Wow, gotta love the games...
    Sure, a sucker is born every day, but they act like they can get away with whatever they want.

    Lifted truck? Did they add spacers to the pro suspension? :facepalm:
     
  26. May 27, 2019 at 7:02 PM
    War Machine

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    We mentioned that, but....yeah....guess he thought we were dumbasses.
     
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  27. May 27, 2019 at 7:04 PM
    War Machine

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    I think it was in here somewhere that I read about the speakerphone trick they use.
     
  28. May 27, 2019 at 7:05 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    They all assume that hoping they can sneak around and make you a shit deal
     
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  29. May 27, 2019 at 7:13 PM
    War Machine

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    On the bright side, I still have the best truck in my driveway. Go back to your slow ass mgm Sequoia Mrs. Machine!
     
  30. May 27, 2019 at 7:26 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Damn right!
    She has the taste for a tundra now though.
    It's only a matter of time....
     

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